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Old 12-16-2011, 01:56 PM   #15955
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Originally Posted by FluteMaker View Post
NEWS FLASH..........


Attention Mr & Mrs America and all ships at sea.......

As a result of the prolonged human incompetence my dog has graciously accepted the K9 party presidential nomination for 2012.Proving once and for all that this country really has gone to the dogs.
when asked what his first budget/cost cutting measures would be he said if elected all dog house staff and everyone on capitol hill would be, from then on, paid in kibble and squeaky toys. He also hopes that states would soon follow suit. When asked about his position on immigration reforms he replied "yeah. like all of you were invited."
Yeah, I'd trust a dog, who was into watching BDSM Kitty Porn, but then I'd have to drop my support of J.D for Prez, O.K. I'm in!
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