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Old 01-08-2012, 08:46 PM   #27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeke View Post
Standard Zeke response:

1. "I feared for my life."
2. BANG.
3. BANG.
4. BANG.
5. Phone attorney.
6. Call cops.
except for one more BANG. this has been my answer for several years.
1 i am female
2 i live alone
3 i dont know any “pop-in” friends
4 i am ‘elderly’
5 i am handicapped
6 i live in a rual area
7 all my neighbors are elderly and or handicapped
8 none of them will come out of doors durning sundown, some not even in sunlight so none will
help
9 i know how to shoot very well
10 i have been assaulted several times
11 so i do truly fear for my life
12 i have LOTS of alternative weapons to use throughout the house, and plan on using any one or
more of them
13 whoever attacks me during a “i fear for my life” episode, isnt getting another chance to come
back to try again
14 i wont stop to think about which state i am living in or what the law is for where i am at the
time.
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