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Old 01-20-2012, 02:29 PM   #26
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Originally Posted by RDNKJ View Post
A glass of water?!? Naw. Ya need a can of Coke. Ya gotta use that carbonation to your advantage!!!

hmmm and i thought that waz just a rumor.....when it comes to kinky.....im a virgin... was that direct enough mr PIGHEADED?
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WOMEN
1. Be DIRECT: If you want me to take out the garbage, ask me to take it out, don't tell me some long drawn out story about the Suzy and her old man's issues that goes on and on and on, In hopes that I'll pick up . Hint, we aint gonna pick up on it. You constantly call us stupid and dumb, so then speak to us like we are. "Honey will you take out the garbage"? DONE!

2.If I ask what is wrong and you say, "Nothing" Don't sit over there sighing expecting me to ask again.

3. If you have so much crap you need to carry around it has to go in a purse, then carry your purse EVERYWHERE, that includes the house. Don;t ask for my keys because you have to go search through that black hole you call a purse, all because you can't and/or won't just stick your keys in a pocket.

MEN

1. Women are NOT an equal match. If you feel you need to hit someone, please feel free to find someone twice your size. Don't be a F*%&ING Coward and a P#$$&. If you can't find someone twice your size, by all means contact me, I'm sure I can accommodate.

2. Doing a load or two of dishes can go a LONG way, so...do as many dishes as you can....

3. Going downtown, will bring both of you GREATER amounts of pleasure than you can imagine, so bring a glass of water and plan on staying awhile
ABOUT THAT BLACK HOLE...i got started into carrying all that ‘junk’ after having children. a person always has to be prepared when you have children! they touch something nasty? you have a wipe and hand sanatizer. they have boogies?..you have tissues & a bag to put the trash in. they get a cut? you have a mini first aid kit. if they have to head to a public bathroom, man..you gotta have wipes, disinfectants, tp to make seat cover with and to use cos you are very lucky if they keep the place stocked. anyway, you get the point. plus, dont you guys like us women to keep looking fresh n pretty n smellin that way? we carry all that in our ‘BLACK HOLE BAGS”. and i bet several of you men have had to use something from your womans ‘black hole bag’ at some point! even if you werent aware. **laughin**
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Originally Posted by RDNKJ View Post
Everyone, men and women, should know:

1. how to cook
2. how to sew
3. how to do laundry/dishes

When it comes to being able to feed yourself, clothe yourself, and keep yourself clean - there's no such thing as men's or women's work. If I had my way, I'd make it mandatory that everyone take a type of home ec class in school.
...THAT IS THE ANSWER BABY!...and its the way i taught my two children ( son ^ daughter). MALE ^ FEMALE have to know how to function on their own BEFORE going out into the world of adults.
ok....the soap box is available, whos next?...**laughin**

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