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Old 03-25-2012, 04:48 PM   #1
trouble
I'm a bad influence on ME
 
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When the FORUM goes down

Fun things to do when the FORUM goes down:


1) Wear a shirt that says "LIFE" and hand out lemons on a street corner.

2) Hire two private investigators, and have them follow each other.

3) Major in philosophy at college and ask people "WHY?" they want fries with that....

4) Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here.."

5) Make vanilla pudding, put it in an emptied out mayonnaise jar, and eat it in public.

6) Become a teacher, make a test where every correct answer is "C" and enjoy the show.

7) Wait until someone is about to sneeze, then loudly scream "PI-KA"...(chooo)

8) Run into a store and scream , "What year is it?"...and when someone answers run outside screaming and cheering, "IT WORKED IT WORKED!!!"

9) Buy a horse and name it "Oscar takes the lead " and enter it in horseraces.

10) Invite someone into your office and then turn around in your office chair , fold your hands beneath your chin, and say "I've been expecting you"

11) Chnage your name to Simon and speak in third person.

12) Next time you use your atm, upon receiving your cash, scream , "I WON I WON!!"

13) Become a doctor and change your last name to Acula.

14) Buy a parrot, teach it to say , "HELP! I've been turned into a parrot!"

15) Follow joggers around in a car, blaring "EYE OF THE TIGER" over your stereo system to encourage them.
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