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lemme tell you about this goat I had named marshall aka marshmellow. He was a BIG 275lb Boer Billy that my mom got, and he fer sum reason didn't like any men 'cept my ex husband. (i think it was because marshall and bear used to play around and knock skulls -bear's head is mostly bone anyway) But marshall really hated my mom's husband. I mean really hated him. so one day marshmellow was in the field behind the barn and mom's guy was in the barnyard fixing his truck but had to go into the woods to water a bush. Marshmellow sees this and comes across that huge field to jump up and squeeze through the half open window of my mom's guy's pickup and piss on the seats in his truck.
That was some commitment right there. all that trouble, just to pee on the seats.
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