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Old 12-13-2005, 08:13 PM   #38
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Oooopssss!
Hey gang....what's that horrible stench emanating from the home of the Utah Jazz? why it's our 15-3 PISTONS losing to the Utah Jazz......hmmm....lemme see:
1. They shot 9-32....in the second half....memo to Pistons...STOP watching 'how to shoot the ball..by Kobe Bryant' videos! or add Jason Kidd to your roster..if ya wanna lay bricks...
2. Outrebounded by a LARGE margin...by a bunch of nameless, no talent CBA rejects...Kirilenko?? who the hell is he??
3. Defense about as effective as Saddam's republican guard....
So, how could this be??? well...........
1. The PISTONS in this game...were flatter than an underdeveloped 11 year old.
2. The road is starting to take a toll on them....and they beat the hot Clippers
3. They started reading their press clippings...and forgot WHY they were 15-2
4. Out of 82 games, there will be off nights....but this one was worse than that! a bunch of cadavers...would have played nearly as well...for sure they'd commit less fouls!
Anyways..this one should have been taped and given to all College and High School coaches as a how NOT to play video....
Then there's Utah who are the Jazz.....now what sense does THAT name make? The only Jazz in Salt Lake city is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.....for pete's sake...well, they once were the New Orleans Jazz......(that makes some sense) and because of lack of interest...(post Pete Maravich) they started splitting their home schedule games between Salt Lake City and New Orleans.....now............
EVERYBODY who can think of two more diametrically opposite cities in all of America raise your hands!!!! no wonder the team has always been a split personality crew....
hmmmm maybe they should be the Utah next to Nevadas or Utah Osmonds..or something....but Jazz...?????
Don't forget hoopsters..Santa is bringing PISTONS vs. San Antonio on Christmas day ....

Last edited by colonah04; 12-13-2005 at 08:25 PM.. Reason: typing errors
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