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Old 03-01-2007, 11:03 AM   #1
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3 Indians

Three Indian elders, a Pawnee, an Otoe, and a Lakota, were sitting around
>at a pow-wow, visiting.
>
>"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old Pawnee man. "You
>always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and
>nothing comes out."
>
>"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old Otoe. "When you're seventy, you
>don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on
>the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
>
>"Actually," said the 80-year -old Lakota, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
>
>"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
>
>"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no
>problem at all."
>
>"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
>
>"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
>Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at
>6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
>
>"I don't wake up until 7:00."
>
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