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Old 02-16-2012, 07:48 PM   #1
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"dig the pig!!!"

Just opening a place to leave notes, porcine commentary, and what nots for our missing pigheaded!!!!


Dig the pig!!!

We miss you pigheaded!!!
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:35 AM   #2
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humm where he go ?
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Trying to get him to come back trouble?
I'm sure everyone would be happy by that, but I mostly noticed a lot of folks mentioning him and thought this would be a nice place to leave him a note if you were so inclined.....


and that little pig in the boots there was just sooo cute
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Good idea. I miss him too. Man he was the best cyber hubby I ever had.Lol.

Greetings to you Mr. Pig and Mrs. Pig (the real Mrs. Pig)
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missing him so much!!


HUBBY NMBR TWO COME BACK, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH OUT MY BACK UP? MR AND MRS MIGIZI!!!

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I almost spit my drink all over my keyboard!!!!!
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OMG! wifey in law ROFLOL!!!
i laughed after i posted it! lmao, man he would love this. lol where for art thou oh piggy one
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me too, hopefully no one was being inappropriate so he can come back. well i am off to see what there is to see.
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You and me both! ROFLMAO!!! I miss piggy, too.
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An agricultural salesman is visiting a farm with a view to flogging a new type of combine harvester.

"No,sorry son," says the farmer,"my pig takes care of all the harvesting - I have no need for your fancy gizmo."

"Could save you money in the long-term" tries the salesman.

"No,your combine would never match my pig's productivity -you should see him go -swishing away with that scythe."

The salesman is intrigued about this pig and asks to see the creature. The farmer leads the salesman to an enclosure. Standing within -tall and proud - is the most magnificent pig the salesman has ever seen. But the pig has got a wooden leg.

"That sure is an impressive pig,sir,but why's he got a wooden leg?" asks the salesman.

"This pig is more than 'impressive' mister - I'm sure he's unique! Do you know he can also drive the tractor!?"

"Really? But why's he got a wooden leg?"

"He drives our children to school and back!! -even helps them with their homework!!"

"I'm impressed" admits the salesman,"but why the wooden leg?"

"THIS PIG is also a leading authority on organic farming; thanks to him we've managed to branch out, and now our revenue is higher than that of any other farm in this county!!

"Yeah,yeah!! You've got one hell of a pig - I can see that by just looking at him - but why does it have a wooden leg!?" Insists the salesman.

"Did I mention the publishing deals? This pig's just written a best seller - we're going to be even richer now!!"

"Amazing,truly amazing - but why the WOODEN LEG!!!!!!!!!!"

The farmer looks admiringly at his pig and then turns to the salesman: "Son, with a pig like this - you just DON'T eat him all at once."
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"No,sorry son," says the farmer,"my pig takes care of all the harvesting - I have no need for your fancy gizmo."

"Could save you money in the long-term" tries the salesman.

"No,your combine would never match my pig's productivity -you should see him go -swishing away with that scythe."

The salesman is intrigued about this pig and asks to see the creature. The farmer leads the salesman to an enclosure. Standing within -tall and proud - is the most magnificent pig the salesman has ever seen. But the pig has got a wooden leg.

"That sure is an impressive pig,sir,but why's he got a wooden leg?" asks the salesman.

"This pig is more than 'impressive' mister - I'm sure he's unique! Do you know he can also drive the tractor!?"

"Really? But why's he got a wooden leg?"

"He drives our children to school and back!! -even helps them with their homework!!"

"I'm impressed" admits the salesman,"but why the wooden leg?"

"THIS PIG is also a leading authority on organic farming; thanks to him we've managed to branch out, and now our revenue is higher than that of any other farm in this county!!

"Yeah,yeah!! You've got one hell of a pig - I can see that by just looking at him - but why does it have a wooden leg!?" Insists the salesman.

"Did I mention the publishing deals? This pig's just written a best seller - we're going to be even richer now!!"

"Amazing,truly amazing - but why the WOODEN LEG!!!!!!!!!!"

The farmer looks admiringly at his pig and then turns to the salesman: "Son, with a pig like this - you just DON'T eat him all at once."
Was that pig's name PORKCHOP?!
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An agricultural salesman is visiting a farm with a view to flogging a new type of combine harvester.

"No,sorry son," says the farmer,"my pig takes care of all the harvesting - I have no need for your fancy gizmo."

"Could save you money in the long-term" tries the salesman.

"No,your combine would never match my pig's productivity -you should see him go -swishing away with that scythe."

The salesman is intrigued about this pig and asks to see the creature. The farmer leads the salesman to an enclosure. Standing within -tall and proud - is the most magnificent pig the salesman has ever seen. But the pig has got a wooden leg.

"That sure is an impressive pig,sir,but why's he got a wooden leg?" asks the salesman.

"This pig is more than 'impressive' mister - I'm sure he's unique! Do you know he can also drive the tractor!?"

"Really? But why's he got a wooden leg?"

"He drives our children to school and back!! -even helps them with their homework!!"

"I'm impressed" admits the salesman,"but why the wooden leg?"

"THIS PIG is also a leading authority on organic farming; thanks to him we've managed to branch out, and now our revenue is higher than that of any other farm in this county!!

"Yeah,yeah!! You've got one hell of a pig - I can see that by just looking at him - but why does it have a wooden leg!?" Insists the salesman.

"Did I mention the publishing deals? This pig's just written a best seller - we're going to be even richer now!!"

"Amazing,truly amazing - but why the WOODEN LEG!!!!!!!!!!"

The farmer looks admiringly at his pig and then turns to the salesman: "Son, with a pig like this - you just DON'T eat him all at once."
lmao, that was funny and a lil sick. love it
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lmao, that was funny and a lil sick. love it
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Was that pig's name PORKCHOP?!
No, I believe his name was Pigheaded!
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No, I believe his name was Pigheaded!
wish he would stop hiding out! I'd love to put him in the doghouse again.
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