[**jdazmum**]

I do it to my four year old all the time!! Especially if I interrupt her......she screams at the top of her lungs! She throws a hard punch too. LOL! It just makes me laugh even more. Once I got my neice so mad, she ran after me and bite me!!!

Got stories of steaming mad toddlers??

[Annie Fawn]

I have a picture of my daughter as a toddler trapped behind our corner group couch by the cat whom she had ticked off one time to many. Every time she would try to climb back over the couch to get out the cat would slap her. I have to admit I took advantage and let her stay there until the cat decided to let her out, it was so nice and peaceful for a few minutes.

[Roobz]

lol

[One who seeks]

I work with the under three crowd, and I tick one of them off just about every day -- I don't let them have their way! :) Today I didn't ruffle anyone's feathers, but a little guy made me chuckle. He has a speech delay and he says each word slowly with a pause between each. He repeats everything anyone says. Today his block fell over and he said, "G** D***!" I ignored it, but he kept saying it over and over. I finally said, "I don't like those words. Let's use other words." I said, "O my gosh." He said, "O my gosh, G** D***" I kept saying different things and he would repeat what I said and then add his favorite words. I finally got him to change the subject after about five minutes by talking about his pappaw's baby cow.

Then I left the room chuckling. If I told his mom she would be embarrassed!

[Singing Otter]

My great niece is 2 1/2 and when she gets mad she hits. She asked for candy and I told her no. Then she points and whines and I tell her no again. She's obviously getting aggitated sooooo she starts to have a cow. I looked at her and sternly said NO. She stopped abruptly, walked over to me and hit me. I popped her little butt right back. She look surprised then said "cheese?". I smiled and said, "Now cheese we can do". She grinned and stuffed a fist full of cheese in her mouth.... put it on the table,,, picked it up.... put it on the floor.....smeared it on the floor.... then picked it up and chowed down. lmao gotta love em.

[50cal]

Jdazmum-Now how did I know Yazzie was going to be a topic here sooner or later????

LOL!!! My wife knows I can piss them both off easy and I usually do it just to laugh at them but my daughter is funny....first she'll glare at me (learned from me, LOL!!!), then she'll cuss me out in her baby foreign language, then finally she'll threaten to hit me or scratch me.........and being a good dad as I am, I make it worse.....LOL!!!!!

[Blackbear]

LOL when mine was a toddler and she'd get mad she was a drama queen and a half... she'd collaspe on the floor and and wail like she found out someone died. Try to pick her up and she'd go limp. She did'nt throw fits like other kids did. Instead she went the .. I'm so depressed route. It was still cute. I have to stifle giggles when other people's toddlers throw fits though... it makes the mom mad LOL!

[Ndnsoldierboy]

I made my little niece cry once by telling her mom was leaving her and as her mom was getting out of the car, she was walking away to get something and she started bawling her eyes out and screaming, and I said to her she doesn't love you and see she is leaving.... When my aunt got back to the car, my niece was crying and holding on to her mom and I told what I said and she just laughed.

I grabbed my nephews nose one time and did the "got your nose" with my thumb, and he started crying and wanted his nose back another classic moment in Ndnsoldierboy's terrorizing daze, from the rez.

[**First Lady**]

i pissed off one of my nieces BAAAAAAD one time....

her mom smokes....and use to leave her ashtrays (full of BUTTS lol) all over her house.....so anyway her daughter would always pick up the BUTTS and pretend to smoke! i would get after her all the time so finally one day i grabbed a cigarette and a lighter and lite the darn thing and told my niece that if she wanted to smoke she had to do it "the right way"! i handed her the cigarette and told her to take a big puff...to suck it in.......................she did!! ooooooh did she cry!!! then i told her that if she wants to keep playing with cigarettes that what she gets and i would keep making her SMOKE like that if i caught her again....she never played with BUTTS anymore....hahahahaha

and yes, i did get after her mom too for leaving those filthy disgusting ashtrays laying around!

oh ya...and she use to play with chew cans too...and i made her take a dip of copenhagen! it got all over in her mouth and she started crying and spitting everywhere! LOL

some of us have to learn the hard way!!!!!! ;)

[*Brown Eyed Gurl*]

I USED TO TEASE MY BROTHER....TWIST THE HEADS OFF HIS TEDDY BEARS AND STOMP ON THEM....HE WOULD CRY AND SAY HE HATED ME...AHHH GOOT TIMES GOOT TIMES

[ndnmama80]

I would never leave my kids alone with any of you! You some mean people! LOL

[oh^wise^woman]

Toddlers tick M E off so I keep a good distance from them. I just never had the motherly instinct.

[Blackbear]

Originally Posted by Ndnsoldierboy

I made my little niece cry once by telling her mom was leaving her and as her mom was getting out of the car, she was walking away to get something and she started bawling her eyes out and screaming, and I said to her she doesn't love you and see she is leaving.... When my aunt got back to the car, my niece was crying and holding on to her mom and I told what I said and she just laughed.

I grabbed my nephews nose one time and did the "got your nose" with my thumb, and he started crying and wanted his nose back another classic moment in Ndnsoldierboy's terrorizing daze, from the rez.

My hubby and I recently got a kick out of telling our kid where cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets come from. Meat comes from animals??? She went through disbelief then disgust and then..I don't know for sure but I think right now she's in denial..LOL! Although she did hold up a sign to the rottwieler that she made that said.. I'm gonna eat you dog.

[Annie Fawn]

I've got a good one about a toddlers revenge. A friend of mine was dating this man who has a artificial nose due to skin cancer. I guess he had played I got your nose one time too many with her new grandson because he grabbed the mans nose! The guys nose came off and the baby would NOT GIVE IT BACK! They had to pry the babies hand open and return the guy's nose. From that day forward the man refused to get anywhere near that baby! lol

[Ndnsoldierboy]

Hey BB, thats a good one...someday I'll use that one too...haha!!!

[tradish_wiyan]

You guys are just mean!! LOL...its funny tho. But think about it, no wonder kids don't listen to their parents...they are tormented when they are young. *being a mom here*. There is a difference between "teasing" and "being downright mean". True...toddlers are cute when they get all mad, but what lessons are you teaching them? When I scream and cry and cuss, the adults laugh...so that must make it funny Then when they get into school they try the same thing, and they get in trouble from the teacher, not to mention the other parents.

[Smeshigaud]

I just antagonize my youngest nephew, so much that my sister yells at me to leave him alone. He's such a gramma's boy at that.....I'll try and make him come over to me or give me something and he'll just scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TTTTTTTTTTT." When I try to go after him he screams and then hits back at me...him and I don't get along so well but I love antagonizing him :D

[lilmarty]

A few of my young cousins (aka my posse) are great to hang out and play with...best part...when they get crabby I can just hand them back off to mom and dad

[ChrissyRedhorn]

I know its mean but I get a kick out of kids pissing their parents off in the stores. Once there was this little boy doing something I dont remember what and shes screaming at him that what hes doing isnt funny one bit. So me and my friend walked past him as he was sitting there screaming and crying and we said I thought what you did was really funny and started walking away. Next thing I know the mom is screaming at us and threatening to do things to us and started chasing us. Lets just say we were laughing, screaming and running from this woman until security came and said to all of us we had to leave the store.

[Blackbear]

Shame On You!! Roflmao!!!!