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Indigenous97 03-11-2004 08:24 AM

Gonna Be A Bear!!!!
 
:D Here is something that my Aunt sent me......it's an oldie but goodie and I know all us women can relate.........(I can except the hairy leg thing)
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GONNA BE A BEAR!!!! :Thumbs

In this life Iím a woman. In my next life, Iíd like to come back as bear. When youíre a bear, you get to hibernate. :Sleeping You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, youíre supposed to eat :ready2eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When youíre a girl bear, you birth your children(who are the size of walnuts :clapping: ) while youíre sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If youíre Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. :devil You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If youíre a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. :1: He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

AlmostThere 03-11-2004 08:51 AM

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You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

yeah i know,.,,,i think i could be a bear....but i wanna be a polar bear....there sooo cute

HarleyHunk 03-12-2004 05:50 PM

Bear clan right here.
Hibernated all winter long.
This bear is ready to roll. :cool:

DeusExMachina 03-14-2004 01:46 AM

Yeah, but what happens when two Bears are in the same den and have just come out of hibernation? It ain't pretty. That is how marriages end.

FAITH 03-14-2004 02:01 AM

:p :p :p :p :p :p :lol2:


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