[Indigenous97]

:D Here is something that my Aunt sent me......it's an oldie but goodie and I know all us women can relate.........(I can except the hairy leg thing)
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GONNA BE A BEAR!!!! :Thumbs

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. :Sleeping You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat :ready2eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children(who are the size of walnuts :clapping: ) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. :devil You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. :1: He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

[AlmostThere]

You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

yeah i know,.,,,i think i could be a bear....but i wanna be a polar bear....there sooo cute

[HarleyHunk]

Bear clan right here.
Hibernated all winter long.
This bear is ready to roll.

[DeusExMachina]

Yeah, but what happens when two Bears are in the same den and have just come out of hibernation? It ain't pretty. That is how marriages end.

[FAITH]

:p :p :p :p :p :p :lol2: