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:D Here is something that my Aunt sent me......it's an oldie but goodie and I know all us women can relate.........(I can except the hairy leg thing)
--------------------------------------------------------------- GONNA BE A BEAR!!!! :Thumbs In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. :Sleeping You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat :ready2eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children(who are the size of walnuts :clapping: ) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you’re Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. :devil You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. :1: He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear!
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yeah i know,.,,,i think i could be a bear....but i wanna be a polar bear....there sooo cute
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Junior Dancer
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Bear clan right here.
Hibernated all winter long. This bear is ready to roll. ![]()
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Divine Scientific Genius
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Yeah, but what happens when two Bears are in the same den and have just come out of hibernation? It ain't pretty. That is how marriages end.
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