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>Subject: Identifying the Father
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>Identifying the Father
>When someone puts in for Child Support in Dallas, Texas, proper
>procedure requires finding out who the father is to determine why he is
>not providing support.
>The following are responses entered by Dallas women on Child Support
>Agency forms in the section for listing fathers' details. These are
>actual excerpts from the forms. Reviewers felt that number 10 was very
>good - it took the prize in their collective opinion; number 3 was
>runner up.
>
> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
>fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
>child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
>
>2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
>being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
>provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
>if this helps.
>
>3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
>conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
>with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
>I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me
>his phone number? Thanks.
>
>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
>BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
>Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
>he's had it replaced.
>
>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
>awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
>immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
>
>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
>do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
>for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
>country. Please advise.
>
> 7 . Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
>can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
>borned at the same time....well I don't have a clue.
>
> 8 . From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
>World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
> 9 . So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
>for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
>If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
>at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
>
>1 0 . I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
>when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

ROFLMAO -Good one black Bear!

lol.. just stopped in cuz, i knew there would be something to laugh at...lol..

l8r all.

I just thought everyone should know, one of my friends has the super mario brothers theme song as his cell phone ring. And he's got knight rider theme for something....

holy.. did everyone else take a break...

anyhow how. i am back for a couple dayz.. so l8r

Brake? Huh? Mine are out, aren't yours? :lol:

:rofl: blackbear fuuuuuunNY!

hi CZ! juss passin thru

im almost asleep now

LOOOK INTO MY EYES...YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY....


Dracula in those old black and white movies!LOL

hum... not much going on today...

only today and tomorrow and have to get back to work...

wishing i had allll my bills paid so i can quit... lol..

buy october i should have them paid and i will be back here full time..lol..

l8r allz.. going to check the CD

Not too much going on today. I hell hate having to wait until the last minute to do stuff. Gotta straighten up the hut sometime in the near future.

welll trying to get ppl to play the count down..

so.. next mark is.

977,500

and that pointage will be .... 50,000 points...
in the next 50 hours....
if the mark is made by....

that person will be getting 50,000 points

bla bla bal......whatever...

ob la da, ob la de.... la la la life goes on..

say no to ---> (_i_)

ha ha ha....lol.. ha ha..

oh crap i was gonna post something but i forgot to copy it...brb

marlush sent this to me..usually dont forward stuff but it seems appropriate for some people here whom shall rename nameless

http://www.riversongs.com/Flash/geek.html

hope it works cuz im not not gonna try again

turn the volumn up also eh