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Foxmoon 12-21-2006 02:47 PM

Weird its freezing here and I am listenting to a song bird.
That is so pretty. I hope everybody stops and smells the
flowers or hears the song bird during this busy time!!!!

Foxmoon 12-21-2006 02:51 PM

I am getting ready to lose an old horse of mine. It's my 8
year olds she has to make it past Christmas. At least I hope
she does other wise I will have to tell my daughter that the horse went
back and it was our gift to Jesus for his birthday. I don't know
how that would be. Sorry for the negative talk!

* Cetan Zi * 12-21-2006 03:14 PM

anything...

well how is everyone..

here ok..
just doing the mom thing.. as usual..
so what is going on .. nothing much here, just waiting for the vacation..
waiting to sleep in for a week...

l8r..

Silvermouse 12-21-2006 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foxmoon
I am getting ready to lose an old horse of mine. It's my 8
year olds she has to make it past Christmas. At least I hope
she does other wise I will have to tell my daughter that the horse went
back and it was our gift to Jesus for his birthday. I don't know
how that would be. Sorry for the negative talk!

I hate to hear that! My horse is headed down that road. He already stumbles too much to ride now and I'm really dreading trying to find one to take his place.

I like your idea about the gift to Jesus. I think that's very sweet.

wardancer 12-21-2006 10:22 PM

Anything !

Merry Christmas to everyone !

Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a
Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a
few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the
other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I
don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
:lol:

bahnisiain 12-21-2006 11:01 PM

Merry Christmas to all! :thumbsup:

Ndnsoldierboy 12-22-2006 05:56 AM

on the road....been to NYC, D.C. Atlantic City...Myrtle Beach, Fayetteville, and a few other places...now in Alabama...rock on PowWows.com! :band:

Foxmoon 12-23-2006 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silvermouse
I hate to hear that! My horse is headed down that road. He already stumbles too much to ride now and I'm really dreading trying to find one to take his place.

I like your idea about the gift to Jesus. I think that's very sweet.

Thank you for sharing that I am not the only one that understands.

Foxmoon 12-23-2006 11:56 AM

The Baptist Cowgirl
 
I THINK SHE IS A BLONDE BAPTIST
A cowgirl, who is visiting <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:State w:st="on">Texas</st1:State> from <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Arkansas</st1:place></st1:State> , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in <st1:country-region w:st="on">Australia</st1:country-region> , the other is in <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Dublin</st1:place></st1:City> . When we all left our home in <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Arkansas</st1:place></st1:State> , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom,and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar,and always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. <o:p></o:p>



One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." <o:p></o:p>



The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains," It's just that my husband and I joined the <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Baptist</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">Church </st1:PlaceType></st1:place>and I had to quit drinking. <o:p></o:p>



"Hasn't affected my sisters though!"<o:p></o:p>

little bird 12-23-2006 02:43 PM

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w30 12-25-2006 02:18 AM

Marilyn Monroes Santa Baby Song is stuck in my head right now lol
 
Buh-bum.. buh-bum...
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.

Ginger 12-25-2006 10:14 PM

So there were three guys obsessed with drinking, having sex, and smoking. They went to the doctor and the doctor told them if they did any of these things again they would die.

So they left the doctor's office and were walking down the street all sad and disapointed. The guy that was obsessed with drinking saw a bar, he ran in, and drank some beer and he died.

The remaining two guys continued down the street worried when the guy that was obsesessed with smoking saw a cigar in the street. He started running for it but the guy that is obssessed with sex yelled "DON'T BEND OR WE'LL BOTH DIE!"

Foxmoon 12-25-2006 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ginger
So there were three guys obsessed with drinking, having sex, and smoking. They went to the doctor and the doctor told them if they did any of these things again they would die.

So they left the doctor's office and were walking down the street all sad and disapointed. The guy that was obsessed with drinking saw a bar, he ran in, and drank some beer and he died.

The remaining two guys continued down the street worried when the guy that was obsesessed with smoking saw a cigar in the street. He started running for it but the guy that is obssessed with sex yelled "DON'T BEND OR WE'LL BOTH DIE!"

He needs :ducttape: for the bottom of his shoes dang! Thats funny

CandaePrincess 12-27-2006 10:17 AM

Only three days of work this week!!!!!!!!!! Can't beat that!!!!!!!

RedShield 12-27-2006 01:23 PM

Happy Wednesday everyone!

Paselo~

Foxmoon 12-27-2006 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShield
Happy Wednesday everyone!

Paselo~

Yes HAPPY HUMP DAY to u 2!:regular_s

CandaePrincess 12-27-2006 04:23 PM

I watched "A Christmas Story" again.....for the upteenth time. It's a tradition, that movie never gets old!!!!

ntownn8ive 12-28-2006 04:22 PM

'You'll shoot chur' eye out, kid!'

Hey CP!

LISA IRONMAKER 12-28-2006 04:27 PM

lol...........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ntownn8ive
'You'll shoot chur' eye out, kid!'

Hey CP!


hahahahaha........that's a goot one dishez.

ntownn8ive 12-28-2006 04:30 PM

Hey dishez your cuzshint, you'll shoot chur' eye out!

what's up cuzin!


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