[Migiziwomen]

hmmmmmm, why won't the kids go to sleep. we are trying to watch planet terror tonight.

[Ndnsoldierboy]

hmmmmmmm...I wondering how the tufting is going?????

[OneBead]

ohh here it is! lol

[rezrazed]

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Seriously pay attention to that the next time you drive up. I just don't get that. The only thing that can possibly explain this is Political Correctness at its most runamuckest. Seriously? Braille at the drive thru teller?

[comadre]

Originally Posted by rezrazed

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Seriously pay attention to that the next time you drive up. I just don't get that. The only thing that can possibly explain this is Political Correctness at its most runamuckest. Seriously? Braille at the drive thru teller?

Funny at first glance but I am sure the driver pulls up ahead of the ATM and the person affected by blindness (Note the attention paid to APA style guidelines)then uses said machine from the back seat.

did ya like that? I am smarter than you folks give me credit for. lol

[Ndnsoldierboy]

hhhmmmmmm........I wonder what the weather is like in the NWT?

here at the Home of the Brave...it's nice.

[rezrazed]

Originally Posted by comadre

Funny at first glance but I am sure the driver pulls up ahead of the ATM and the person affected by blindness (Note the attention paid to APA style guidelines)then uses said machine from the back seat.

did ya like that? I am smarter than you folks give me credit for. lol

You asked a blind friend didn't ya? I mean cause how do you not know they only tell the blind person, "O.K. we're at the ATM, I'm rolling the window down for you." As they roll a different window down as to watch them bang their head on the glass, and then from their it just gets morbid?

Think about that!
And while you're at it ...

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

[Migiziwomen]

how do i get my hands on some yummy banana pancakes from my girl inuk? hhhmmmmmmmmmmmm

[comadre]

Originally Posted by rezrazed

You asked a blind friend didn't ya? I mean cause how do you not know they only tell the blind person, "O.K. we're at the ATM, I'm rolling the window down for you." As they roll a different window down as to watch them bang their head on the glass, and then from their it just gets morbid?

Think about that!
And while you're at it ...

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Naw I didn't need to ask a blind man.

if a parsley farmer gets sued then yes they garnish his wages and if all he has is his crop?~ well then they wage his garnish!BaHaHaHa!!!!

[xTekno]

Originally Posted by comadre

Naw I didn't need to ask a blind man.

if a parsley farmer gets sued then yes they garnish his wages and if all he has is his crop?~ well then they wage his garnish!BaHaHaHa!!!!

I heard that a farmer is like a blind man searching a dark room for a black cat that does not exist!

That reminds me of the Blind Farmer and the Biker Bar.

An old, blind Farmer wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Farm Boy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind Farmer thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'Nope.... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[comadre]

Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno

I heard that a farmer is like a blind man searching a dark room for a black cat that does not exist!

That reminds me of the Blind Farmer and the Biker Bar.

An old, blind Farmer wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Farm Boy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind Farmer thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'Nope.... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

...you're nothing like that farmer are ya Techno! You typed it 5 times!!!!! ROFLOL!!!

[xTekno]

Originally Posted by comadre

...you're nothing like that farmer are ya Techno! You typed it 5 times!!!!! ROFLOL!!!

No, I did not!

But, here is one more:

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of parsley. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car,walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him,"Ah excuse me mister,but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies,"I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man,puzzled.

"Well,I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."

[comadre]

Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno

No, I did not!

But, here is one more:

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of parsley. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car,walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him,"Ah excuse me mister,but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies,"I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man,puzzled.

"Well,I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."

[rezrazed]

A person willing to make themselves miserable to make someone else happy, is what?

[comadre]

Originally Posted by rezrazed

A person willing to make themselves miserable to make someone else happy, is what?

A perfect spouse?

[xTekno]

Originally Posted by comadre

A perfect spouse?

Originally Posted by rezrazed

A person willing to make themselves miserable to make someone else happy, is what?

@comadre, @rezrazed: you two sound like you know each other!! hmmmmmmmm!

[rezrazed]

Originally Posted by comadre

A perfect spouse?

Actually the answer is a poor slob who's in love. lol

Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno

@comadre, @rezrazed: you two sound like you know each other!! hmmmmmmmm!

Hmmmmm, could be? comadre, who's your family? lol

[comadre]

Originally Posted by rezrazed

Actually the answer is a poor slob who's in love. lol

head over heels in love, huh?

[comadre]

Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno

@comadre, @rezrazed: you two sound like you know each other!! hmmmmmmmm!

NO NO mr techno. This comadre is a married woman.

[trouble]

Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno

@comadre, @rezrazed: you two sound like you know each other!! hmmmmmmmm!

Originally Posted by rezrazed

Actually the answer is a poor slob who's in love. lol

Hmmmmm, could be? comadre, who's your family? lol

Originally Posted by comadre

head over heels in love, huh?

LOL!! DO THEY SPEAK THE SAME LOVE LANGUAGE??? LOL!!!

Originally Posted by comadre

NO NO mr techno. This comadre is a married woman.

THATS RIGHT..>REMEMBER TONTO!!!!, He came to visit us while comadre was out for Lent......Where is Tonto? How is he doing these days?...telll him to come on back and chat with us a while....