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Singing Eagle 03-03-2001 10:44 PM

Things you never hear Natives saying....
My mom watched this show on Aptn and the guy was doing a top ten list - like Letterman - only it was "Things you never hear natives saying"

She told me a couple but didn't get to write down the whole list so let's make our own.

"Let's sit in a square!"

"I'm only playing one card at bingo tonight"


Tree 03-04-2001 12:25 AM

Yoooo, Adriannnnnn!!! Adriannnnn. I did it!!!(Rocky Balboa) ha ha ha.

Absolutely wonderful dahling!!!

Ugh, you and me go to big tipi in sky!! ha ha ha

Uh...er...ah...somebody see which way that buffalo herd went????

Geez Louise, my pony needs new treads!!!

(talking on a cell phone) Hello, Hello, Honey you got that extra pair of moccasins ready yet. I just blew a hole in mine coming around the bend. ha ha ha.

ha ha ha Do these count? Onen.

Skennen enhsenontonnionhake - May you have peace in your mind and heart.

bluewolf 03-04-2001 12:44 AM

Hmmmmm....things you never hear Natives saying....

10. "Could you please pass the Grey Poupon?".
9. "Nope, no frybread for me!".
8. "Howdy Pardner!!".
7. "Y'all come back now, y'hear!!".
6. "Home, James!!" (to the chauffeur).
5. Explaining an ol' NDN trick.
4. "And be on time!!"
3. "Uh...Houston? We have a problem!".
2. The Presidential Oath

and the #1 thing you won't hear a Native say....

"Yaaay!! We have our land back!!"

All in good fun folks........http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

bluewolf :D
Life is short, so Powwow Hard!

FAITH 03-04-2001 01:16 AM

Hey your making fun of my slang http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif

bluewolf 03-04-2001 01:26 AM


sorry, Faith.....http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gifazed:

bluewolf :D
Life is short, so Powwow Hard!

FAITH 03-04-2001 01:45 AM

We love Columbus day.
I hate sports.
can we have cornbread instead of frybread.
buhhh!!! sure i remember you! that's my story and iam sticken to it!!!http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif
snaggin whats that? http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif

FAITH 03-04-2001 01:47 AM

I was only playing it's all in fun http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif


1dancing white wolf 03-04-2001 02:09 AM

(my usual answer:"If you don't know how, I ain't gonna teach you.")


wardancer 03-04-2001 06:02 AM

Here's a couple...
I never shop at Wal-Mart
Lets take my car !
I love to get up early and get to work!(even if some of us do , we wouldn't admit it ) LOL

Tree 03-04-2001 08:58 AM

Faith, we gotta get you out to Mohawk country...you will hear, "pass the corn bread, huh?". ha ha ha.

How about this one:

Uh, yeah officer the limo and the rolex that were stolen, were mine.

Yeah. My wife was expensive...I had to give her Dad six mules.

How come all them telephone poles have funny figures carved on them?

Caviar is so passe, don't you think, my dear?

ha ha ha. Onen.

Skennen enhsenontonnionhake - May you have peace in your mind and heart.

FAITH 03-04-2001 11:20 AM


WRen 03-04-2001 02:42 PM

My husband's submission to the list:

"No thanks, we're vegetarians."

Smokin' Ace 03-04-2001 06:09 PM

When standing in line to a feeding...."No, you go first." http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

FAITH 03-04-2001 06:36 PM


itconani 03-04-2001 07:29 PM

i agree with tree on that cornbread!

here's a few:

- "how do you get the gamey taste out?"
- "what are you guys really smokin in those pipes?"
- "what does it mean when you see a (pick your favorite animal)?"

keep em comin!

- itco

FAITH 03-04-2001 08:07 PM

I guess i do need to get out more http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif lol


Tree 03-04-2001 09:24 PM

How come there isn't a place here for a motor on this boat?(canoe)

Isn't there supposed to be a step stool to help me get on this horse?

Skennen enhsenontonnionhake - May you have peace in your mind and heart.

Vicki 03-05-2001 02:35 PM


Vicki 03-05-2001 02:36 PM


Indian Instigator 03-05-2001 07:00 PM

"Hey! How do I look in my new POWWOWS.COM T-shirt?"

-Ayee! (all in good fun, Paul!)

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