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Old 03-03-2001, 10:44 PM   #1
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My mom watched this show on Aptn and the guy was doing a top ten list - like Letterman - only it was "Things you never hear natives saying"

She told me a couple but didn't get to write down the whole list so let's make our own.

"Let's sit in a square!"

"I'm only playing one card at bingo tonight"

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Yoooo, Adriannnnnn!!! Adriannnnn. I did it!!!(Rocky Balboa) ha ha ha.

Absolutely wonderful dahling!!!

Ugh, you and me go to big tipi in sky!! ha ha ha

Uh...er...ah...somebody see which way that buffalo herd went????


Geez Louise, my pony needs new treads!!!


(talking on a cell phone) Hello, Hello, Honey you got that extra pair of moccasins ready yet. I just blew a hole in mine coming around the bend. ha ha ha.

ha ha ha Do these count? Onen.



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Hmmmmm....things you never hear Natives saying....

10. "Could you please pass the Grey Poupon?".
9. "Nope, no frybread for me!".
8. "Howdy Pardner!!".
7. "Y'all come back now, y'hear!!".
6. "Home, James!!" (to the chauffeur).
5. Explaining an ol' NDN trick.
4. "And be on time!!"
3. "Uh...Houston? We have a problem!".
2. The Presidential Oath

and the #1 thing you won't hear a Native say....

"Yaaay!! We have our land back!!"


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oooopssss........http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/redface.gif

sorry, Faith.....http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gifazed:

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We love Columbus day.
I hate sports.
can we have cornbread instead of frybread.
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Here's a couple...
I never shop at Wal-Mart
Lets take my car !
I love to get up early and get to work!(even if some of us do , we wouldn't admit it ) LOL
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Faith, we gotta get you out to Mohawk country...you will hear, "pass the corn bread, huh?". ha ha ha.

How about this one:

Uh, yeah officer the limo and the rolex that were stolen, were mine.

Yeah. My wife was expensive...I had to give her Dad six mules.

How come all them telephone poles have funny figures carved on them?

Caviar is so passe, don't you think, my dear?

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My husband's submission to the list:

"No thanks, we're vegetarians."
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i agree with tree on that cornbread!

here's a few:

- "how do you get the gamey taste out?"
- "what are you guys really smokin in those pipes?"
- "what does it mean when you see a (pick your favorite animal)?"

keep em comin!

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How come there isn't a place here for a motor on this boat?(canoe)

Isn't there supposed to be a step stool to help me get on this horse?



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