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trouble 08-31-2011 08:08 PM

Calling all ZOMBIES
 
Crazed Zombie Hunter out for adventure, Want to go along?

Looking forward to getting to know you all!

Shout back!!

Signed,
trouble:cool1:

jack2011 09-01-2011 05:55 PM

:animated::hypnotize

So I'm watchin' and I'm waitin'
Hopin' for the best
Even think I'll go to prayin'
Every time I hear 'em sayin'
That there's no way to delay
That trouble comin' every day
No way to delay
That trouble comin' every day

trouble 09-01-2011 06:25 PM

Hey Jack,
Nice words..I'm into words, I'm into tunes, and you've sprung some nice Zappa on me there .....nice.....you made trouble giggle!!

David 11-05-2011 04:26 PM

i love zombies n i wanna go lol. i have the zombie survival guide. wordl war z. roger maw's zombie combat manual. n a bunch of other zombie books so i think i ready lol

trouble 11-06-2011 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by • David • (Post 1495340)
i love zombies n i wanna go lol. i have the zombie survival guide. wordl war z. roger maw's zombie combat manual. n a bunch of other zombie books so i think i ready lol

SERIOUSLY!!!!....GLAD TO MEET YOU DAVID!!!:thumbsup:

HOPE THAT YOU ARE DOING WELL!!!

HAVING THOSE BOOKS IS GREAT...HAVE YOU READ THEM?

WHAT'S THE FIRST RULE OF ZOMBIE FITNESS???

THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY ZOMBIE TESTING YOU MUST ENDURE!!!!LOL!!

David 11-06-2011 02:34 PM

HOPE THAT YOU ARE DOING WELL!!! doing awesome thnx!

HAVING THOSE BOOKS IS GREAT...HAVE YOU READ THEM? read MULTIPLE times lol

WHAT'S THE FIRST RULE OF ZOMBIE FITNESS??? uhhh well i would say cardio cuz im a fan of the slow shuffling zombies those super sprinting zombies aint zombies there just mutants imho

THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY ZOMBIE TESTING YOU MUST ENDURE!!!!LOL!! i hope i pass each test haha

trouble 11-06-2011 05:11 PM

Well, i'll be a son of a......ahem......


Okay..

What's a bob?

You get two weapons for the zompocalypse..what do you choose and why?

Rule #8 for the invasion of the zombie horde is_________.

David 11-06-2011 06:32 PM

bob: people say bug out bag but i say bail out bag cuz it sounds way better aaaaaaaand mines next to my bedroom door plus i got one in the truck n im thinkin about having another one in my locker jic

2 weapons: k i would take the machete cuz a machete wont make noise like a gun or even a silensed gun at that even BUUUTwith a machete you always got the chance of missing n getting chomped right in your arm but im willing to take that risk. n for my 2nd weapon uhhhh idk i suppose maybe some kinda gun then in case i get surrounded or need to hold them off, some thing like a ak105 or ak74u. the ak105 cuz its massive tough but the 74u is really portable but strong to. or were you counting my fitness and all around zombie prevention knowledge as a weapon cuz i do HAHA so in that case that makes 4 weapons LOOOOOL

1. machete 2. ak 3. zombie knowledge 4. fitness level LOL

rule #8: keep alert keep low keep quiet n keep moving

do you watch the walking dead? comin on tonight

trouble 11-06-2011 09:00 PM

EH..WELL..YOU STARTED OFF PRETTY GOOD.:embaresse..YOU GOT THE BOB CORRECT, NOW, WHATS IN YOUR BOB...LETS GET NITTY GRITTY HERE...

INTERESTING CHOICES ON WEAPON...I'M GONNA GIVE A DAY OR TWO FOR OTHERS TO RESPOND/REBUTTE/DISCUSS AS WELL....

RULE#8...NO WAY---GET A KICK AZZ PARTNER...COME ON NOW, DO YOU HAVE A TEAM?..OR EVEN JUST BACKUP...SOMEBODY TO WATCH YOUR SIX??...TELL ME WHAT KIND OF SEXY ZOMBIE MAM SKILLZZ DO YOU HAVE??

WATCH WALKING DEAD?...THEY'RE FILMING IT PRACTICALLY IN MY BACK YARD

NOW TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.....:embaresse

David 11-07-2011 02:54 PM

my bob: cuz i live where its getting cold now i have all my cold weather gear/clothes packed up. 4 mres, 4 power bars, water, water purifier tablits, head lamp, mulititool, duct tape, flint, knife, tp, crazy good first aid kit, surv book, compass, lighter n of course my 1911 and a crapton of ammo. i wear paracord bracelets so i never really saw the need for rope/fishing line taking up room in my bags. im probably forgetting stuff cuz im not lookin through it as im typing but just going from the top of my head

rule #8: partners/teams = LIABILITY. im all for flyin solo on this one. travel light n fast to get out of the immediate zombie infected zone without having some one eating all my food and slowing me down n getting me eaten alive haha

about me? im dave and im here to slay zombies, i also do a bit of xboxing in my free time when im not out fighting the undead hordes HAHAHA

GO BE A EXTRA ON THE WALKING DEAD!!!! THAT WOULD BE FRICKIN COOL YO. id kill to be shuffling around moaning at ppl on that set dude

trouble 11-07-2011 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by david (Post 1495655)
my bob: Cuz i live where its getting cold now i have all my cold weather gear/clothes packed up. 4 mres, 4 power bars, water, water purifier tablits, head lamp, mulititool, duct tape, flint, knife, tp, crazy good first aid kit, surv book, compass, lighter n of course my 1911 and a crapton of ammo. I wear paracord bracelets so i never really saw the need for rope/fishing line taking up room in my bags. Im probably forgetting stuff cuz im not lookin through it as im typing but just going from the top of my head

hhmmmmm.....1911?...do you reload?

Quote:

Originally Posted by david (Post 1495655)
rule #8: Partners/teams = liability. Im all for flyin solo on this one. Travel light n fast to get out of the immediate zombie infected zone without having some one eating all my food and slowing me down n getting me eaten alive haha

oh mercy "the l word"...are you the po-po???...a ..lawyer perhaps???....not married obviously...hmmm...

Quote:

Originally Posted by david (Post 1495655)
about me? Im dave and im here to slay zombies, i also do a bit of xboxing in my free time when im not out fighting the undead hordes hahaha

tell me about your x-box games...do you play online perhaps??
How do you train to fight the horde???

Quote:

Originally Posted by david (Post 1495655)
go be a extra on the walking dead!!!! That would be frickin cool yo. Id kill to be shuffling around moaning at ppl on that set dude

dude???...lol!!!!!!!!!!!

David 11-07-2011 07:42 PM

bout to play some black ops but i will get back to this after, PROMISE :teeth_smi

trouble 11-07-2011 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David (Post 1495767)
bout to play some black ops but i will get back to this after, PROMISE :teeth_smi

wait a minute now......dang....

David 11-07-2011 08:45 PM

yeah i reload hense the crapton of ammo HAHA. LOL dude im not a cop im just daaaaaaaaave. you know, say it almost zombie sounding....daaaaaaaaaavid.

xbox games = modern warfare 2 (have mw3 preordered), red dead redemption, black ops, l4d (1&2), gears of war 3, skate 2 and 3, forza. lotta other games. yeah i totally play online so i can pwn LOL

trouble 11-07-2011 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David (Post 1495811)
yeah i reload hense the crapton of ammo HAHA.

SMALL WORLD..MEE TOOO...


Quote:

Originally Posted by David (Post 1495811)
LOL dude im not a cop im just daaaaaaaaave. you know, say it almost zombie sounding....daaaaaaaaaavid.

LOL ...OKAY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE....YOU.UH..DUDED ME AGAIN!!!...HELLO????
ARE YOU IN CALIFORNIA OR AM I HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY???:embaresse

Quote:

Originally Posted by David (Post 1495811)
xbox games = modern warfare 2 (have mw3 preordered), red dead redemption, black ops, l4d (1&2), gears of war 3, skate 2 and 3, forza. lotta other games. yeah i totally play online so i can pwn LOL

I LIKE TO PLAY TOO..JUST CHECKING....(I BET I CAN BEAT YA!!!)

David 11-07-2011 09:17 PM

lol your hairs fine im just not old fashioned i call the chicks on my xbox dude to hahaha

David 11-07-2011 09:19 PM

hey ill pm you about my xbox stuff. dont want randoms adding my gamer tag haha

David 11-08-2011 11:51 PM

you never said ANYTHING about your bob. what about your bob aaaaaand your weapon choice and dont forget to explain your thoughts on rule #8 and why you prefer to have a team/partner

LOL.

your move :teeth_smi

trouble 11-09-2011 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David (Post 1496132)
you never said ANYTHING about your bob. what about your bob aaaaaand your weapon choice and dont forget to explain your thoughts on rule #8 and why you prefer to have a team/partner

1) BOB-always has:
first aid kit/trauma kit, meals or meal replacement supps, (calories of some sort for at the very least 3 days), water/beverage, water purifyer and or fitler setup, extra socks,undies, longjohns,jacket,work gloves, rain/cold protection/sleepingbag/shelter of some sort/tarp, weapon (current glock 40), ammo, not mass quantities, but several mags worth, (I need speed, so less weight is a must), matches, flint nappin, maps of area, some cash, flashlight/headlamp, batteries,flares/signals, whistle, signal mirror, Fishing Kit (10 LB Florocarbon Line, Treble Hooks Size 14, Bait Hooks Size 6, Clear Casting Bubble, Clip-on Weights,folding shovel, wire saw,duct tape,tproll, ziplocks, zipties, bugspray,bar castile soap,compass,and a good knife.

and I have seen those parachord bracelets you are referring to, looking to get some myself soon, (Next gunshow probably)

anyway, just off the top of my noggin....

2) Weapons of choice:

Personally I like the Ruger 22, mossberg pump 20 pistol grip (It's a kitchen utensil), glock 40, good (think Mantis) punch knife (practically made for the housewife), and standard field dressing kit, gotta have a k-bar, and a baseball bat, I'm also a fan of rule #6 CAST IRON SKILLET (use what you got!)

But if I were making a wish list...I'd want the Smith/Wesson Governor, SAGIA automatic 12 gauge with 20 round drum ,DPMS Panther w/ 6inch barrel and 100 round drum, Kimber 3 inch /45 (Extended clip),belt fed 50. cal loaded with the R211 exploding round, then an M4 with a M203 40MM grenade launcher and an acog trijicon scope, with tac light. sawed off 870 express magnum with 3 1/2 in. 00 buck, and a taurus model 1911
But, that's just me fantasizing again.....sigh..............


3) RULE #8-BACKUP PARTNER
While I understand your LONE WOLF scenario, and all the romantized attributes therein, ..... you've basically screwed yourself...unless you are 10 ft tall, bullet proof and able to leap tall buildings with a single bound, you are human, and as such will make mistakes, as none is perfect,...and yes, I've heard all of the posturing about how you could do better if all you had to take care of was yourself, and you'd be faster without having to keep up with someone else, I've heard all of that....that's not the kind of PARTNER I'm referring to....the partner is not someone you take care of because they can't take care of themselves...I would not choose that person as a partner, they would have to enhance your abilities not weigh them down....... if you have a good partner, whether it be life partner or for this instance survival partner, it needs to be someone that you have absolute trust with , now, I do not mean someone you sorta have the hots for that MAY take care of you if you have a cold...I mean something DEEPER than that.....someone who would take the bullet for you...(or ...in the fantasyland of the zombie horde if you ever find yourself infected...give the bullet to you......) this does not constitute hooking up with whatever comes along, or living a life of misery with someone who hates you......it's on a totally different level than that.....


4) MAN SKILLZZ-

You mentioned nothing about Man Skillz other than being able to reload, quite an accomplishment for a 14 year old , and you have a 1911 in your BOB, also quite an accomplishment for a 14 year old, Does your Daddy know about your Bug Out Bag, Kiddo? Does he know you have his gun in your bail out bag? You keep one of your bug out bags in your Truck...also an amazing feat for a 14 year old boy.....Also interesting that in your bug out scenario, when you're flying solo and all, you mention nothing about Mama and Daddy....are you going to leave them behind too?...do you have brothers and sisters?...will they get left behind..and where exactly do you, as a 14 year old boy, have plans to bug out to?...what location?..where you going , son?.....:wink_smil

Quote:

Originally Posted by David (Post 1496132)
your move :teeth_smi

Son, You are 14 years old ...Seriously KIDDO,...LOL!!!..SILLY LITTLE BOY!!!!...DANG!!:thumbsup:

CHECK.............YOUR MOVE................:vampv:

David 11-09-2011 10:51 PM

1. idk dude you could trim your bag down a bit i mean cuz its a bob after all i mean like you could reduce the fishing kit down a little since youre going for speed not weight ya know. plus you could ditch the flashlight and batteries and go with a handcrank headlamp instead. oh and dont buy the bracelet, make it yourself. i do and its super simple. besides i heard the ones you buy are like cheap (and not cheap in the good way like price neither) but craptastic easily snappable paracord and comes undone so quick. just get some good rated paracord and rig it up yourself.

question: you dont do your bob seasonally? cuz i see you have longjohns and bugspray in there and i know that when im freezing my toes off i never really gotta worry about the mosquitos LOL! you could use the bugspray for a quick firestarter but you could just pack some vaseline cottonballs in a small baggie instead like me. again, that saves you weight, space. and my other question what do you think about those water bottles with the purifyer thing right in the cap? do you think they would be good or not? idk. im thinking that for just a few uses they would be good and not for heavy duty stuff

2. we should make a seperate thread just for the wishlists HAHAHA or make like a group for ppl like us at least but just like the zombie thing im guessing theres only like 1 other person out there aside form us hahaha

3. i duuuuuuunno. but see my reasoning was that WHEN (not if lmao) the zombie hordes shows up im than likely gonna be by myself so i just dont see me having a partner to use as a meatshield or bullet-ize me if i ever get bit HAHA!

4. man skills other than being able to reload? hahahahaha. i already said all that i needed to. im fit cuz i run and work out regularly and most importantly i know how long i can run/hike with my bob(s) cuz we go out with them often like hiking n camping n hunting and stuff so im way more comfortable with the weight and feel of my bags than probably like 90% of all the other preppers. plus i know all the other shhhhtuff my grampa taught me too which i think is dead handy imho. we hunt (bow & gun), we fish (netting using the nets we made, ice n spearing too) we trap, we have our own veggie garden, we go out and get berries when theyre in season, we do the sugar bush (make maple sugar/syrup) every spring, we rice (harvest wild rice)every fall. do canning with a lot of the stuff we harvest like some of hte deer meat and fruit or make jam out of the fruit. he can make any thing out of birch bark like canoes baskets n im learning n know the basics but i still suck hardcore lmao. flint knapping, stuff like that

of course my grampa knows i have bobs and actually its MY gun not his HE BOUGHT it for me so yeah im pretty sure hes aware that its in my bag since hes the one who insisted i have them so uhhhh. yeah.... LOLOL. and how is keeping an extra bob in the truck an amazing feat for me? do you think im like 2 feet tall and cant open doors myself? LMFAO DUDE! yeah i know i didnt mention anything about good ol mama and daddy or brothers and sisters......probably because i dont got them so why should i worry about non existent people? should i worry about rushing to get my leprochaun and pet unicorn when the zombies invade too? LOL!!! and i plan on bugging out to our deer camp cabin that has every thing that we need and im not worried about my grampa getting there cuz he simply will. no questions asked. hes a bamf vet (marine) so im pretty sure a few undead aint gonna hassle him none LOOOL!

how does me being prepared for zombies make me silly? HAHA. i dont get it. oh and hes teaching me chess to so if you just check mated me how can i make a move??? cant be my move cuz doesnt checkmate indicate game over? LOL


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