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Old 01-18-2012, 06:52 PM   #1
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3 Things?

This came up at dinner at my parents house the other day. What are three things you think every woman should know how to do?

My top three are ( and don't presume anything, lol)

1) Know how to shoot a gun and reload it. Cleaning too, but I take care of that and yes my wife knows how to do that too.)
2) Change a tire. Flat or otherwise.
3) Change the oil in a car.

I know its not a begin all/end all list. But these are the three things I do for my wife, that I thought she should know how to do.

Three things she felt every man should know how to do. (we have 2 sons so she had allot of teaching to do haha.)

1) Cook basic meals for yourself.
2) Wash and mend your clothes.
3) How to treat a woman in general.
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hey i can do all three of those things. knowing general care of a car is important.
i can take care of a gun, got that training while i worked at the prison.

lol i got this.

three things a man should know

how to change a diaper
how to cook
how to go downtown
lol had to say it y'all!
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i got your 1, 2, 3 list.....

now for the guys

1....know how to take care of your family (that means wife and children), your home ( that includes the vehicles, property, and buildings inside and out, from top to bottom ), and yourself ( TOTAL DAILY hygiene from head to toenails, picking up after YOURSELF and cleaning up YOUR messes ).

2....know WHERE you are going, HOW to get there & back, WHEN you are supposed to be there, know WHAT to do when you arrive or leave, know WHO you are supposed to pick up / leave off...with NO EXCUSES.

3....know and use your VERY BEST MANNERS at all times as if YOUR MOTHER was standing over your shoulder watching & listening. It means NO picking of nose unless you are in the bathroom behind a closed door and have a tissue in hand! NEVER yell or put down children of ANY age...you are the adult, NEVER use VIOLENCE against females or children. remember, everything you say and do, your children are WATCHING & learning.

in other words...BE LIKE MOM!

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inportant things!!!!

for a woman:

cook
be a good mother
be independant if need be(know how to run a cordless drill and or screwdriver lol)

for a man:

treat a woman like u would treat ur mother(if she was a good mom huh? lol)
cook
find my gspot--err a womans gspot
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inportant things!!!!

for a woman:

cook
be a good mother
be independant if need be(know how to run a cordless drill and or screwdriver lol)

for a man:

treat a woman like u would treat ur mother(if she was a good mom huh? lol)
cook
find my gspot--err a womans gspot
What a way to start my morning!!
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lol here i thought saying, he needs to know how to go downtown was nauny. lol G SPOT!!! LMAO.
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1. Be DIRECT: If you want me to take out the garbage, ask me to take it out, don't tell me some long drawn out story about the Suzy and her old man's issues that goes on and on and on, In hopes that I'll pick up . Hint, we aint gonna pick up on it. You constantly call us stupid and dumb, so then speak to us like we are. "Honey will you take out the garbage"? DONE!

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3. If you have so much crap you need to carry around it has to go in a purse, then carry your purse EVERYWHERE, that includes the house. Don;t ask for my keys because you have to go search through that black hole you call a purse, all because you can't and/or won't just stick your keys in a pocket.

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1. Women are NOT an equal match. If you feel you need to hit someone, please feel free to find someone twice your size. Don't be a F*%&ING Coward and a P#$$&. If you can't find someone twice your size, by all means contact me, I'm sure I can accommodate.

2. Doing a load or two of dishes can go a LONG way, so...do as many dishes as you can....

3. Going downtown, will bring both of you GREATER amounts of pleasure than you can imagine, so bring a glass of water and plan on staying awhile
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i got your 1, 2, 3 list.....

now for the guys

1....know how to take care of your family (that means wife and children), your home ( that includes the vehicles, property, and buildings inside and out, from top to bottom ), and yourself ( TOTAL DAILY hygiene from head to toenails, picking up after YOURSELF and cleaning up YOUR messes ).

2....know WHERE you are going, HOW to get there & back, WHEN you are supposed to be there, know WHAT to do when you arrive or leave, know WHO you are supposed to pick up / leave off...with NO EXCUSES.

3....know and use your VERY BEST MANNERS at all times as if YOUR MOTHER was standing over your shoulder watching & listening. It means NO picking of nose unless you are in the bathroom behind a closed door and have a tissue in hand! NEVER yell or put down children of ANY age...you are the adult, NEVER use VIOLENCE against females or children. remember, everything you say and do, your children are WATCHING & learning.

in other words...BE LIKE MOM!

Yeah, some need help dealing with their own body parts before they tackle someone elses!!!
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1. Be DIRECT: If you want me to take out the garbage, ask me to take it out, don't tell me some long drawn out story about the Suzy and her old man's issues that goes on and on and on, In hopes that I'll pick up . Hint, we aint gonna pick up on it. You constantly call us stupid and dumb, so then speak to us like we are. "Honey will you take out the garbage"? DONE!

2.If I ask what is wrong and you say, "Nothing" Don't sit over there sighing expecting me to ask again.

3. If you have so much crap you need to carry around it has to go in a purse, then carry your purse EVERYWHERE, that includes the house. Don;t ask for my keys because you have to go search through that black hole you call a purse, all because you can't and/or won't just stick your keys in a pocket.

MEN

1. Women are NOT an equal match. If you feel you need to hit someone, please feel free to find someone twice your size. Don't be a F*%&ING Coward and a P#$$&. If you can't find someone twice your size, by all means contact me, I'm sure I can accommodate.

2. Doing a load or two of dishes can go a LONG way, so...do as many dishes as you can....

3. Going downtown, will bring both of you GREATER amounts of pleasure than you can imagine, so bring a glass of water and plan on staying awhile
Goot one!
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1. Women are NOT an equal match. If you feel you need to hit someone, please feel free to find someone twice your size. Don't be a F*%&ING Coward and a P#$$&. If you can't find someone twice your size, by all means contact me, I'm sure I can accommodate.

2. Doing a load or two of dishes can go a LONG way, so...do as many dishes as you can....

3. Going downtown, will bring both of you GREATER amounts of pleasure than you can imagine, so bring a glass of water and plan on staying awhile
1. word up!

2. no woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes

3. heck yeah!
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A glass of water?!? Naw. Ya need a can of Coke. Ya gotta use that carbonation to your advantage!!!

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1. Be DIRECT: If you want me to take out the garbage, ask me to take it out, don't tell me some long drawn out story about the Suzy and her old man's issues that goes on and on and on, In hopes that I'll pick up . Hint, we aint gonna pick up on it. You constantly call us stupid and dumb, so then speak to us like we are. "Honey will you take out the garbage"? DONE!

2.If I ask what is wrong and you say, "Nothing" Don't sit over there sighing expecting me to ask again.

3. If you have so much crap you need to carry around it has to go in a purse, then carry your purse EVERYWHERE, that includes the house. Don;t ask for my keys because you have to go search through that black hole you call a purse, all because you can't and/or won't just stick your keys in a pocket.

MEN

1. Women are NOT an equal match. If you feel you need to hit someone, please feel free to find someone twice your size. Don't be a F*%&ING Coward and a P#$$&. If you can't find someone twice your size, by all means contact me, I'm sure I can accommodate.

2. Doing a load or two of dishes can go a LONG way, so...do as many dishes as you can....

3. Going downtown, will bring both of you GREATER amounts of pleasure than you can imagine, so bring a glass of water and plan on staying awhile

see now this is what is gonna get you Husband #2, lol. downtown is where it's at!
as for the dishes! woo hoo that will do now, that is when i go downtown! hee hee! dang this thread. but for real, it is great when the man does any type of housework, and does it with out being asked!
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:28 PM   #16
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Everyone, men and women, should know:

1. how to cook
2. how to sew
3. how to do laundry/dishes

When it comes to being able to feed yourself, clothe yourself, and keep yourself clean - there's no such thing as men's or women's work. If I had my way, I'd make it mandatory that everyone take a type of home ec class in school.
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Old 01-19-2012, 11:23 PM   #17
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Women should know:

1. When a man wants to be left alone.
2. When SHE wants to be left alone.
3. How to not take/give offense in either case.

Men should know:

1. When a woman wants to be left alone.
2. When HE wants to be left alone.
3. How to not take/give offense in either case.

90% of relationship problems would be fixed, right there.
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Women should know:

1. When a man wants to be left alone.
2. When SHE wants to be left alone.
3. How to not take/give offense in either case.

Men should know:

1. When a woman wants to be left alone.
2. When HE wants to be left alone.
3. How to not take/give offense in either case.

90% of relationship problems would be fixed, right there.
i have to agree all jokes aside this is a good recipe.
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Men have to know/be willing to:
1. Work some
2. Appreciate the other person
3. Apologize and make up
4. And be willing to tow me in the boat out of the swamp they got us in barefoot in the water with gators and mocassins all around and hanging from the trees, no matter how drunk they are, and how early in the morning it is and how many miles we got to do this, with no fear because they busted the shear pin key drunk log hoppin the boat over fallen trees and never thought to bring a nail or spare one or whatever. My ole man did this and he was a hero in my book. I never saw so many gators in my life and it was 4am. We also had to worry about panther bear and hog.

Women have to be able to do all the same but number 4. Their number four might be not complaining about the log hoppin they really secretly enjoyed and realize how brave and tough their guy is, and try to remember that next time they screw up.
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Women should know:

1. When a man wants to be left alone.
2. When SHE wants to be left alone.
3. How to not take/give offense in either case.

Men should know:

1. When a woman wants to be left alone.
2. When HE wants to be left alone.
3. How to not take/give offense in either case.

90% of relationship problems would be fixed, right there.
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