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It's time for Animaniacs!

Yakko, Wakko, Dot (singing the intro to the cartoon)

Animaniacs

Her head sounds like pop rocks. ~Cam

Modern Family

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M-i-c-k-e-y...M-o-u-s-e....

Mouseketeers singing The opening theme, "The Mickey Mouse March".

The Mickey Mouse Club

Morticia: [to Gomez] I've been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg.

Addams Family

Al Bundy said to Peggy: "Now, Peg, as you know I am the man. And a man's home is his coffin."

Dr. Lance Sweets: What part of your head hurts?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: The part above my shoulders.

~Bones

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Slappy Squirrel: [She catches Skippy glaring at Veena Waleen] What's your problem?
Skippy Squirrel: That's not Bumbie's mom. She's old!
Slappy Squirrel: [to the audience] Tactless, yet rude.

"Animaniacs: Bumbie's Mom" (1993

Watson: I'm going to wait in the hall.
Holmes: Why must you continue to act like you've never seen a dead body before? You were a surgeon, you went to medical school, surely you worked on cadavers.
Watson: Right. Because that's exactly the same thing.

~Elementary

Frank Sinatra talking to Billy Idol- I'm not afraid of you, I got tons of guys like you in my stool!

Saturday Night Live skit

Jamie: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.

~Mythbusters

Fat woman- excuse me, do you have any pumps in my size?

Al Bundy- Yes I do, but the Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Shoes would not allow me to sell them to you.

Married With Children

Fat woman: You'll be hearing from my attorney.

Al Bundy: Would that be the law office of Haagen & Daz?


Married With Children