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*Brown Eyed Gurl* 06-16-2007 02:24 PM

:laughing:

that ones crazy!

Roseanne:
[refering to DJ]
Darlene: Trust me, he goes in that room cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time. Which means he's either really, really good at it, or really, really bad at it!
Roseanne: Well I don't want you to give him any grief about this, ya know, cause you could traumatize him and turn him into a serial killer!
Darlene: Well don't worry, how much damage could he do with only one free hand?
**********
Roseanne: This is why some animals eat their young.
*********
[All of the kids have left for school]
Roseanne: Quick, they're gone. Change the locks.
***********
Becky: No one could eat this crud.
Dan: Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not gonna get any crap for dessert.
*********
[Having just met their new neighbor, Kathy Bowman]
Jackie: Maybe she was a little uptight.
Roseanne: A LITTLE uptight? Hey, man you couldn't drag a needle out of her butt with a tractor.
********
Darlene: Oh, man. I feel like I'm the middle of a really bad after-school special.
*******
Roseanne: Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt.
*****

i miss this show too :lol:

middle of the sky 06-16-2007 02:28 PM

:lol: a needle out of her butt.. i know a guy thats that cheap tho...in that tight wad way

Ndnsoldierboy 06-16-2007 11:28 PM

Peg Bundy: Lets have sex Al...

Al Bundy: Uh...no Peg...

Married With Children

Ndnsoldierboy 06-17-2007 01:58 PM

Homey don't play that...

Homey the Clown

In Living Color

Ndnsoldierboy 06-18-2007 11:01 AM

Homer ( looking @ a map): Hey....there is a NEW MEXICO...

The Simpsons

kiowakat 06-18-2007 06:32 PM

I had something remind me today, its was a squirrel that just stood in middle of street and I always say this

"We had a deal!" George- Seinfeld

Ndnsoldierboy 06-19-2007 12:33 PM

Moe: You'll be back....(talking about Homer...and looks into the camera..) And you....

Barney: I would never leave if you didn't close...(burps real loud, while drinking out of the Beer tap behind the counter)

Moe the bartender

The Simpsons

ok24stacey 06-19-2007 01:45 PM

Oh man, anything from Six Feet Under. Especially if it came from Brenda's Mom or Billy.

tsalagigirl 06-19-2007 02:15 PM

Hearst: <waving hello to Dan> "Mornin'!"
Dan: "Mornin'. Best time of the day to go f* youself!"

-Deadwood

NorthofAda 06-19-2007 03:39 PM

"He's dead, Jim." - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek

middle of the sky 06-19-2007 09:32 PM

skinner
'every second away from you is like a millions kicks to the crotch'
the simpsons

Sleeping Bear 06-21-2007 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthofAda (Post 938664)
"He's dead, Jim." - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek

You forgot... "You get his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet."

Ndnsoldierboy 06-25-2007 05:07 PM

Dood on the phone: What you doing?

2nd dood on phone: Nuthin...watching the game, having a Bud..

Whatssssssssssssssssssssss UP??????? The Budweiser commercials that used to be on tv...:lol:

NorthofAda 06-25-2007 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleeping Bear (Post 939080)
You forgot... "You get his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet."

Dang - must've have missed that one...

whitewave 06-25-2007 07:21 PM

My favorite tv quote is actually in the form of a short song:
"I'm stuck in a basement sittin on a tricycle girl gettin on my nerves. Goin out of my mind I thought she was find don't know if her body is hers...."
Sung by Will Smith in one of my fav Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes.

NorthofAda 06-25-2007 07:37 PM

More Fresh Prince Quotes...

Will: Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black but Carlton what are you?

Phillip Banks: Geoffrey fetch my tools.
Geoffrey: You mean you're knife and fork?

Carlton: Why don't you act like an adult?
Will: Why don't you look like one?

Carlton: Will, you must change!
Will: Carlton, you must grow!

Will: Jean Claude Van Dam I'm fine!

whitewave 06-25-2007 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthofAda (Post 940446)
More Fresh Prince Quotes...

Will: Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black but Carlton what are you?

Phillip Banks: Geoffrey fetch my tools.
Geoffrey: You mean you're knife and fork?

Carlton: Why don't you act like an adult?
Will: Why don't you look like one?

Carlton: Will, you must change!
Will: Carlton, you must grow!

Will: Jean Claude Van Dam I'm fine!

AWWWW I wanna watch it now!

Ndnsoldierboy 06-26-2007 08:39 PM

Fonzie: Ayyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Happy Days

NorthofAda 06-26-2007 10:20 PM

Narrator: "So, once again the day is saved...thanks to the POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!"

Powerpuff Girls

Ndnsoldierboy 06-26-2007 10:36 PM

Hated it!!!

Men on Film

In Living Color


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