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*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 06-16-2007, 03:24 PM

that ones crazy!

Roseanne:
[refering to DJ]
Darlene: Trust me, he goes in that room cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time. Which means he's either really, really good at it, or really, really bad at it!
Roseanne: Well I don't want you to give him any grief about this, ya know, cause you could traumatize him and turn him into a serial killer!
Darlene: Well don't worry, how much damage could he do with only one free hand?
**********
Roseanne: This is why some animals eat their young.
*********
[All of the kids have left for school]
Roseanne: Quick, they're gone. Change the locks.
***********
Becky: No one could eat this crud.
Dan: Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not gonna get any crap for dessert.
*********
[Having just met their new neighbor, Kathy Bowman]
Jackie: Maybe she was a little uptight.
Roseanne: A LITTLE uptight? Hey, man you couldn't drag a needle out of her butt with a tractor.
********
Darlene: Oh, man. I feel like I'm the middle of a really bad after-school special.
*******
Roseanne: Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt.
*****

i miss this show too

**middle of the sky** · 06-16-2007, 03:28 PM

a needle out of her butt.. i know a guy thats that cheap tho...in that tight wad way

**Ndnsoldierboy** · 06-17-2007, 12:28 AM

Peg Bundy: Lets have sex Al...

Al Bundy: Uh...no Peg...

Married With Children

**Ndnsoldierboy** · 06-17-2007, 02:58 PM

Homey don't play that...

Homey the Clown

In Living Color

**Ndnsoldierboy** · 06-18-2007, 12:01 PM

Homer ( looking @ a map): Hey....there is a NEW MEXICO...

The Simpsons

kiowakat · 06-18-2007, 07:32 PM

I had something remind me today, its was a squirrel that just stood in middle of street and I always say this

"We had a deal!" George- Seinfeld

**Ndnsoldierboy** · 06-19-2007, 01:33 PM

Moe: You'll be back....(talking about Homer...and looks into the camera..) And you....

Barney: I would never leave if you didn't close...(burps real loud, while drinking out of the Beer tap behind the counter)

Moe the bartender

The Simpsons

ok24stacey · 06-19-2007, 02:45 PM

Oh man, anything from Six Feet Under. Especially if it came from Brenda's Mom or Billy.

tsalagigirl · 06-19-2007, 03:15 PM

Hearst: "Mornin'!"
Dan: "Mornin'. Best time of the day to go f* youself!"

-Deadwood

**NorthofAda** · 06-19-2007, 04:39 PM

"He's dead, Jim." - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek

**middle of the sky** · 06-19-2007, 10:32 PM

skinner
'every second away from you is like a millions kicks to the crotch'
the simpsons

Sleeping Bear · 06-21-2007, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthofAda

"He's dead, Jim." - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek

You forgot... "You get his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet."

**Ndnsoldierboy** · 06-25-2007, 06:07 PM

Dood on the phone: What you doing?

2nd dood on phone: Nuthin...watching the game, having a Bud..

Whatssssssssssssssssssssss UP??????? The Budweiser commercials that used to be on tv...

**NorthofAda** · 06-25-2007, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleeping Bear

You forgot... "You get his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet."

Dang - must've have missed that one...

whitewave · 06-25-2007, 08:21 PM

My favorite tv quote is actually in the form of a short song:
"I'm stuck in a basement sittin on a tricycle girl gettin on my nerves. Goin out of my mind I thought she was find don't know if her body is hers...."
Sung by Will Smith in one of my fav Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes.

**NorthofAda** · 06-25-2007, 08:37 PM

More Fresh Prince Quotes...

Will: Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black but Carlton what are you?

Phillip Banks: Geoffrey fetch my tools.
Geoffrey: You mean you're knife and fork?

Carlton: Why don't you act like an adult?
Will: Why don't you look like one?

Carlton: Will, you must change!
Will: Carlton, you must grow!

Will: Jean Claude Van Dam I'm fine!

whitewave · 06-25-2007, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthofAda

More Fresh Prince Quotes...

Will: Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black but Carlton what are you?

Phillip Banks: Geoffrey fetch my tools.
Geoffrey: You mean you're knife and fork?

Carlton: Why don't you act like an adult?
Will: Why don't you look like one?

Carlton: Will, you must change!
Will: Carlton, you must grow!

Will: Jean Claude Van Dam I'm fine!

AWWWW I wanna watch it now!

**Ndnsoldierboy** · 06-26-2007, 09:39 PM

Fonzie: Ayyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Happy Days

**NorthofAda** · 06-26-2007, 11:20 PM

Narrator: "So, once again the day is saved...thanks to the POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!"

Powerpuff Girls

**Ndnsoldierboy** · 06-26-2007, 11:36 PM

Hated it!!!

Men on Film

In Living Color

06-16-2007, 03:24 PM	#21
Brown Eyed Gurl Granny:) Items Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 20 mins into Canada from the Sumas WA Border. Im practically an American Posts: 60,376 Blog Entries: 1 Credits: 16,430.57 Savings: 1.00 Mentioned: 250 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 157 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 14 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 37.51% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.4% Monthly Activity 0.27%	that ones crazy! Roseanne: [refering to DJ] Darlene: Trust me, he goes in that room cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time. Which means he's either really, really good at it, or really, really bad at it! Roseanne: Well I don't want you to give him any grief about this, ya know, cause you could traumatize him and turn him into a serial killer! Darlene: Well don't worry, how much damage could he do with only one free hand? ******** Roseanne: This is why some animals eat their young. ***** [All of the kids have left for school] Roseanne: Quick, they're gone. Change the locks. ******* Becky: No one could eat this crud. Dan: Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not gonna get any crap for dessert. ***** [Having just met their new neighbor, Kathy Bowman] Jackie: Maybe she was a little uptight. Roseanne: A LITTLE uptight? Hey, man you couldn't drag a needle out of her butt with a tractor. **** Darlene: Oh, man. I feel like I'm the middle of a really bad after-school special. *** Roseanne: Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt. *** i miss this show too Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Kalilsha If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

06-16-2007, 03:28 PM	#22
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06-17-2007, 12:28 AM	#23
Ndnsoldierboy It is useless to resist. Items Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Home of the Brave Posts: 39,617 Credits: 101,395.84 Savings: 52.80 Mentioned: 258 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 184 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 47 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 57.3% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.4% Monthly Activity 0.27%	Peg Bundy: Lets have sex Al... Al Bundy: Uh...no Peg... Married With Children Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ R.I.P. my Bros from the 1st MAR DIV, 3rd MAR DIV, 25th I.D., 10th MTN DIV, V Corps, 170th IBCT who gave their lives in the Cold War, Marines we lost in Korea during Team Spirit '89 & Okinawa '89- bodies never recovered, Panama, 1st Gulf War, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq...

06-17-2007, 02:58 PM	#24
Ndnsoldierboy It is useless to resist. Items Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Home of the Brave Posts: 39,617 Credits: 101,395.84 Savings: 52.80 Mentioned: 258 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 184 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 47 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 57.3% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.4% Monthly Activity 0.27%	Homey don't play that... Homey the Clown In Living Color Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ R.I.P. my Bros from the 1st MAR DIV, 3rd MAR DIV, 25th I.D., 10th MTN DIV, V Corps, 170th IBCT who gave their lives in the Cold War, Marines we lost in Korea during Team Spirit '89 & Okinawa '89- bodies never recovered, Panama, 1st Gulf War, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq...

06-18-2007, 12:01 PM	#25
Ndnsoldierboy It is useless to resist. Items Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Home of the Brave Posts: 39,617 Credits: 101,395.84 Savings: 52.80 Mentioned: 258 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 184 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 47 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 57.3% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.4% Monthly Activity 0.27%	Homer ( looking @ a map): Hey....there is a NEW MEXICO... The Simpsons Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ R.I.P. my Bros from the 1st MAR DIV, 3rd MAR DIV, 25th I.D., 10th MTN DIV, V Corps, 170th IBCT who gave their lives in the Cold War, Marines we lost in Korea during Team Spirit '89 & Okinawa '89- bodies never recovered, Panama, 1st Gulf War, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq...

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06-18-2007, 07:32 PM	#26
kiowakat Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: St.Louis Posts: 1,240 Credits: 0.00 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s) Achievements vBActivity - Stats Level: 1 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 0% Daily Activity 20.99% Weekly Activity 3% Monthly Activity 0.68%	I had something remind me today, its was a squirrel that just stood in middle of street and I always say this "We had a deal!" George- Seinfeld Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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Ndnsoldierboy It is useless to resist. Items Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Home of the Brave Posts: 39,617 Credits: 101,395.84 Savings: 52.80 Mentioned: 258 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 184 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 47 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 57.3% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.4% Monthly Activity 0.27%	Moe: You'll be back....(talking about Homer...and looks into the camera..) And you.... Barney: I would never leave if you didn't close...(burps real loud, while drinking out of the Beer tap behind the counter) Moe the bartender The Simpsons Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ R.I.P. my Bros from the 1st MAR DIV, 3rd MAR DIV, 25th I.D., 10th MTN DIV, V Corps, 170th IBCT who gave their lives in the Cold War, Marines we lost in Korea during Team Spirit '89 & Okinawa '89- bodies never recovered, Panama, 1st Gulf War, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq...

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06-19-2007, 04:39 PM	#30
NorthofAda Back where I belong Items Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Valley of the Sun Posts: 4,720 Blog Entries: 4 Credits: 2,899.39 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 233 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 65 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 9 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 67.67% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.4% Monthly Activity 0.27%	"He's dead, Jim." - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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06-25-2007, 06:07 PM	#33
Ndnsoldierboy It is useless to resist. Items Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Home of the Brave Posts: 39,617 Credits: 101,395.84 Savings: 52.80 Mentioned: 258 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 184 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 47 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 57.3% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.4% Monthly Activity 0.27%	Dood on the phone: What you doing? 2nd dood on phone: Nuthin...watching the game, having a Bud.. Whatssssssssssssssssssssss UP??????? The Budweiser commercials that used to be on tv... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ R.I.P. my Bros from the 1st MAR DIV, 3rd MAR DIV, 25th I.D., 10th MTN DIV, V Corps, 170th IBCT who gave their lives in the Cold War, Marines we lost in Korea during Team Spirit '89 & Okinawa '89- bodies never recovered, Panama, 1st Gulf War, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq...

06-25-2007, 08:21 PM	#35
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06-25-2007, 08:37 PM	#36
NorthofAda Back where I belong Items Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Valley of the Sun Posts: 4,720 Blog Entries: 4 Credits: 2,899.39 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 233 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 65 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 9 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 67.67% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.4% Monthly Activity 0.27%	More Fresh Prince Quotes... Will: Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black but Carlton what are you? Phillip Banks: Geoffrey fetch my tools. Geoffrey: You mean you're knife and fork? Carlton: Why don't you act like an adult? Will: Why don't you look like one? Carlton: Will, you must change! Will: Carlton, you must grow! Will: Jean Claude Van Dam I'm fine! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-26-2007, 09:39 PM	#38
Ndnsoldierboy It is useless to resist. Items Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Home of the Brave Posts: 39,617 Credits: 101,395.84 Savings: 52.80 Mentioned: 258 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 184 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 47 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 57.3% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.4% Monthly Activity 0.27%	Fonzie: Ayyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Happy Days Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ R.I.P. my Bros from the 1st MAR DIV, 3rd MAR DIV, 25th I.D., 10th MTN DIV, V Corps, 170th IBCT who gave their lives in the Cold War, Marines we lost in Korea during Team Spirit '89 & Okinawa '89- bodies never recovered, Panama, 1st Gulf War, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq...

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06-26-2007, 11:20 PM	#39
NorthofAda Back where I belong Items Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Valley of the Sun Posts: 4,720 Blog Entries: 4 Credits: 2,899.39 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 233 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 65 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 9 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 67.67% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.4% Monthly Activity 0.27%	Narrator: "So, once again the day is saved...thanks to the POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!" Powerpuff Girls Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-26-2007, 11:36 PM	#40
Ndnsoldierboy It is useless to resist. Items Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Home of the Brave Posts: 39,617 Credits: 101,395.84 Savings: 52.80 Mentioned: 258 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 184 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 47 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 57.3% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.4% Monthly Activity 0.27%	Hated it!!! Men on Film In Living Color Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ R.I.P. my Bros from the 1st MAR DIV, 3rd MAR DIV, 25th I.D., 10th MTN DIV, V Corps, 170th IBCT who gave their lives in the Cold War, Marines we lost in Korea during Team Spirit '89 & Okinawa '89- bodies never recovered, Panama, 1st Gulf War, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq...