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Old 11-21-2014, 02:06 AM   #2561
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I'm really not afraid of mice.
Just don't want them in my ice.
Or on my chair
or in my hair!!

A kung-fu steed could be of aid
I would then have it made!!
My babble now is through,
I'll leave the mice to all of you!

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Old 11-21-2014, 10:51 AM   #2562
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I'm waiting here for Story's retort
about those public police reports
I'm sure she'll try to explain
about the stolen aero plane
and when she beat up that clown
and chased him all over town
then tried to hit him with her car
I think she went a little far
how she whupped that young punk
that night she was out gettin' drunk
at that officer she cussed h*ll and d*mnn*ation
when she gave her explanation
And when they took her to jail
Left me and Eyes to tell the tale !
C'mon Story , tell us true
we won't think to bad of you !
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Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
It's not me....I think you're an idiot !





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This is getting kind of haunting
Wardancer here with more of his taunting
Telling stories and partial truths
He should open a lieing booth.

Yep that's it his new occupation
Sliming friends with great elation
I'm glad he is having fun
Now I need to go and run.

Gotta go and see my attorney
Send my ex on his new journey
He made the mistake of messing with me
Now he's going to court you see !!!
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OK, is Wardancer still talking?
Somewhere else forum stalking?
Because he told all about my clown
I come to kick his words all down.

It was not true that I was drunk
The night I put that clown in my trunk
After hitting him in his ugly ole head
And giving him a little tire tread.

He thought he was above the law
Didn't know what we all saw.
The police charged him for what he did
Then I ran away and hid

He has a new address for his mail
At least 3 years he'll be in jail
Hear the tune that I am humming
That dumb clown had it coming

So all my actions were justified
Folks know me. I don't lie.
And Wardancer is the best of friends
To that clown who I gave the bends
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Old 11-21-2014, 06:15 PM   #2565
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Uuugh... that is though
I see my life at this stuff

it went until it got bend
where is that one real friend

maybe I go berserk,
but no that can do the jerk

so true, but not one of the herd
where was I? Oh forgot

I am thinking in mode of foxtrott
my eye is blinking and I am thinking

A clown has reason to frown
I wear a gown and keep pleasin'

aren't you sophisticated when you drink?
drink in style and you won't stink

in the view of others for awhile
until it shutters, the false invention

of a happy life pretention
beware not to end in the gutters

instead live a live that flatters others
I had something to say, now
I tumble and sway, away
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Old 11-21-2014, 07:20 PM   #2566
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Oh Story , tell it true
You can't think that's what I'd do
You think I would perpetuate
lies that we could investigate
I would not lie to these , our friends
I think you should try to make amends
I would never lie about these things
we can see what the past brings
we can see your misery
back in the pages of history
right here in this very thread
before this forum was so dead !
So listen now, what I say is true
that clown wasn't my friend , he was with you !
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They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
It's not me....I think you're an idiot !





There's a chance you might not like me ,

but there's a bigger

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Old 11-22-2014, 12:22 AM   #2567
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Maybe the steed could help you in some way
handle the person who called you a stray
You sir
Oh my god check your temperature!

If there was a battle up in here
I can see vanilla ice kickin your rear

That was just so terribly awful
I may look illegal but you straight up unlawful!

Take my advice before you drop more rhymes
You need to watch 8 Mile, watch it two times!

Or if you fill the tank and run into Dru
Maybe you can get him to ghost write for you

Caught you singing a fats domino tune
But with your own twist, holding a spoon...

Like a microphone, I don't believe you Gil
"I found my thrill on winkte hill!"

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Old 11-22-2014, 01:28 AM   #2568
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Well there's ol' Grits back in the house
couldn't keep her quiet as a mouse
she comes in here a talkin' smack
but true rhyming skills she lacks !
Comes in here with that hip-hop rap
and all the olders think that's crap
I think you tried to rhyme with me before
If I remember right , I showed you the door !
But that has been a pretty good while
so let's see if you improved your style !
who knows , I've gotten old
perhaps my skills are getting cold ?
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They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
It's not me....I think you're an idiot !





There's a chance you might not like me ,

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Like a microphone, I don't believe you Gil
"I found my thrill on winkte hill!"

haha

check out this Eskimo tryin ta irk me
I think she overdosed on some whale fat jerky

don't be mad cause your covered in snow
ice ice baby thats how YOU roll

8 mile, man i didnt like the sound
surprised how they walk around with their pants half down

winkte, twinke, you wanna know the facts?
thats a movie bout a white kid who wanna be black

so I'll be here droppin all the rhymes I want
while your stuck up there dealin with a cold front

truth is i got to give them kids some tissues
rhyming about their problems cause they got daddy issues
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And storyteller is a keen gal'n fella
a giggling spender of funny words

I may got a bit confused with tha' gender
but at least it never hurts any of us rhyming nerds

Have you ever seen a mouse with a spleen?
I wonder if scientists would send it to a mouse therapist

A mouse that rhymes he thinks he is
put on hold on a waiting list

for mouse hunting season yet he rhymes for what reason?

a mouse that's true mimiking a clown and will drown
in words of rhymes and will not whiz consulting a therapist

asking him - who are you, since I am the one
who went through a stor(m)y blizzard

I'm the rhyming guru here and you are a lousy wizzard
he said to the therapist - okay I am done

now you go to the scientist and have some fun
with his head instead of mine as I am fine with a dime

and happy with some cheese just for pleasure
and the skill of this rhyming treasure
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The rhyme crew is growing stronger
Silly rhymes are getting longer
Gilisi, Spiritflight, and Windanncer too
Have all developed a distinct rhyme hue.

Too many moons since Grits we heard
She answered the call and dropped in words
Big welcome back I say because
You're rhyming here with some big ole dogs.

But be careful of Wardancer always needing
Diced and warmed, daily rhyme feeding
So many rhymes here got me chuckling
The wooden rhyme floor now is buckling.

So thank you all for the silly grins
Except for Wardancer. I don't mean him.
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Good morning Story , you can't leave me out
you know that will only make me shout
And maybe I'm just being a grouch
too many days sittin' on the couch
Maybe I should go outside
perhaps I could go for a ride
Cause really dear friends I'm glad you're here
to bring a smile , cause some cheer
so c'mon Grits , bring your best
and Story too , and all the rest
to all the others I don't mention
so many it messes with my memory retention !
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They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
It's not me....I think you're an idiot !





There's a chance you might not like me ,

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What is that obnoxious smell
oh yeah , I remember well
I had ham and beans at the Redhorse last night
man they were good , tasted just right
but along in the night the tummy it grumbled
in her sleep it was Eyes that mumbled
"OMG , was that you that reeks
I think your behind has some terrible leaks
what have you eaten to make all that gas?"
I ate at the Redhorse I said with some sass !
She said "Take some tums or some beano or go sleep outside"
I said "I won't do it again" but I lied
along about morning my belly was aching
I headed to the bathroom a chit to be taking
but nothing came out except for relief
but the smell OMG was beyond belief !
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They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
It's not me....I think you're an idiot !





There's a chance you might not like me ,

but there's a bigger

chance I won't care
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the coffee you spit thru yer nose is a sight
but it's not my fault that I am not right !
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I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !


They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
It's not me....I think you're an idiot !





There's a chance you might not like me ,

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Okay okay I will sing it in song
About Wardancer I might of been wrong
When he stinks really bad he just admits it
Or he sneaks off and tries to chit it.

But he is one of the funniest guys
I ever met I tell you no lies
Hope he keeps sparking such crazy words
And I wish him better luck with all of his turds
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I hope the crew gets in here quick
The fumes are getting very thick
I had to sit down on this bench
Its spreading quickly what a stench !

Maybe we could rig a big balloon
Strap it on that Wardancer loon
He would fly in his own Gas Ship
From the sky he would never slip.
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He himself might have been overcome
I saw him and he looked real stunned
I might need to call Eyes real quick
Tell her looks like WD is sick
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Just open a window and maybe a door
set a big fan in the middle of the floor
Get the air moving right on out of the room
if the smell lingers , turn the fan up on zoom !
spray some frebrese or some other fragrance
there has to be a way to get rid of this flatulence
but I love what I eat and eat what I love
maybe I should see that Doctor , the one with the glove !
He might go up in there with his doctoring scope
Then he can tell if there's any hope
but maybe it can be more simple than that
maybe it's me , I'm just too fat !
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The doctor checked WD with that medical scope
Said the balloon had no signs of any dope

It was just a case of rectal wind
Caused by some unusual eating sins.

Gold Bond Powder was the wrong pancake stuff
And Wardancer ate more than enough

He'll be okay after a few days of not eating
Nobody feed him! Gilisi I am pleading
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Went to the Redhorse to get some lunch
They said I couldn't eat a bunch
said I was on a very strict diet
and if I passed gas , it'd prolly start a riot
Gilisi said "let's order Chinese"
I said no , I'd rather get fleas
besides , even though I'm fat
I just don't wanna eat any cat !
so I guess I'll head back to my home
Cause Eyes doesn't like to be alone
and if I look at her really sweet
she might give me something to eat !
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