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#2601 |
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Thanksgiving Day my sister-in-law broke
![]() I'll tell you the story but it wasn't a joke She stood at the stove, you know, frantically cooking And her mean-azz husband stood there, just looking ![]() Every effort he looked at with scorn Then he asked "where the hell is my corn?" He was hungry and he said ten things were wrong And that was the moment that changed the whole song ![]() That woman, she stopped and she slowly turned When she was distracted the food slowly burned Looking at her husband she shivered with anger We all watched as it quickly deranged her ![]() The dinner plates she grabbed one by one And across the room the plates she flung ![]() Some of the pieces were stuck in the walls The forks and the knives she threw down the halls The family never even sat down to the table Not one bite was eaten, nobody was able They put on their coats and ran out the door ![]() Abandoning ship for the grocery store This story is true but its 20 years old We all laugh now every time it is told. ![]()
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Today at leisure group I wrote a Christmas rhyme
to be read when all getting fed with some cookies and cake a little party for some special people in need but gotta buy those sweets on shelves, not shared free the social workers asked some christmas "elves" to contribute with some songs, poetry or some other mental food so I had a quick idea to write down that funny rhyme for the pleasure of all when we sit and dine however thanksgiving day is not known where I live but Christmas day is the one where people give and there I'll go and spend some time with people I sorta know and read out my rhyme ![]() |
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#2603 |
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My boss stuck his head in the door
at work today to laughingly implore, "why are you here? no need for strife. all I can think is, you must not have a life" I stared and laughed back at him and said what about YOU? Say, who has no life? You are here too!! ![]() |
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#2604 |
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Good bye November.
Parting is such sweet sorrow. Saying hello to December who shows up tomorrow! ![]() |
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Today feeling ill from some ice cold chill
or maybe a cough spreading a virus can't shove it off maybe got it on the bus have to think of some natural medication to get that throat ache shrink, also the inflammation was lucky for many years not to catch any cold can not think of any medication to ease the hurt and I was told to keep warm all over I may would like some lemon curd and for good luck some 4 leafs clover some new sensation could be to warm underneath a pile of teddy bears good that I am not shaking have no shiver either at least I don't have to fight a fever |
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#2606 |
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And so Thanksgiving has come and went
also Black Friday , and our money is spent and over the weekend Christmas season arrives the decorations go up , what a surprise we hang all the lights , the icicle kind outside in the cold , till I've lost my mind Then it's back in the house warm as you please and Eyes says "Let's put up our trees" Now putting up trees is plural don't you see ? not just 1 or 2 and not even 3 ! Last year we went to the after christmas sale and she kept buying stuff till I started to wail ! so this year we have an abundance , how devine ! we kept putting up trees till we reached number NINE ! We put up our main living room tree A beautiful tree of 7 & 1/2 feet.........(1) Decorated up it looks mighty sweet that is just the beginning you see now time for 3 - 6 foot trees............(2,3,4) 1 in each corner , that's where they'll fit but oh , don't worry , we're not done with it ! we have a 3' to go on the table.........(5) it's for the Grand kids , each bulb with a label ! A 28 incher for each end table..........(6,7) if you think we're done yet , it's only a fable ! a 6' tree in our bedroom is nice.........(8) it's like having a tree , just for the mice ! Oh and the guest room has it's very own.....(9) even though it's in there all alone ! So the first of December is right here today and I'm so tuckered out I'm hittin' the hay !
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I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance ! They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ? There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true ! ![]() Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life. It's not me....I think you're an idiot ! ![]() There's a chance you might not like me , but there's a bigger chance I won't care |
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#2607 |
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Oh no all them trees
would you charge some christmas fees for people to come in and see all them many forest trees I wonder if I even put up one being alone christmas is no more fun out of general society leaves option for a variety when it says if two people meet in the name of Jesus he is their but what if just one alone is happy having no cold feet should he grab the phone to randomly talk if he pleases to random people and tell them about the throne of sweet baby Jesus oh happy time of Christmas I'll still be fine in this mess |
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#2608 | |
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Quote:
Tree after tree after tree after tree Pictures you must post for us to see!! Must be a magical scene Lights and icicles among all the green! And a tree for the mice? Makin' their Christmas mighty nice! Tell me you have one for the horses! You wouldn't leave them out of course(s) !! And if you do all that, You know you have to have one for the cat! Don't forget me, yelps the dog. And don't think I'll settle for just a log! I don't think it would be at all absurd To include 1 or 2 for the bird! Counting them up, that's only 5 more I'm sure you and Eyes can still get in the door! ![]() |
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#2609 |
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Another thought
perhaps if you brought the whole house into the woods build it up, stuff it with goods and then go and decorate all them needle trees outside for god's sake do it right a candle here a glitter there some shiny balls and on top (make sure they don't crack nor pop) colored sledges and a rendeer don't forget the hedges make them shine and sparkle too hang up some socks and a shoe maybe it shocks to also put out a kangaroo and surprise them little mice have them hide inside the animal's sack to have it warm, the sack is wide put a christmas hat on the kangaroo some lametta and give him a didgeridoo invite some sheep and shepards and maybe also some leopards too get your guitar and play some tunes christmas guests from afar can rest and sit in your rooms could invite Lady Mary and her man while she still has to carry and then feed them all, people, shepards, kings short or tall maybe you could try to play the didgeridoo some christmas songs whatsoever yeah sounds crazy but also clever trying out something new funny time with a few however, the cow says moo got left out, shouldn't do and don't be tooo loud in that holy night and everything will be alright Last edited by Spiritflight; 12-03-2014 at 05:49 AM.. |
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#2610 |
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Christmas is not a christian holiday !
They have just adopted that way twisted it to make it fit but it's not christian , not one bit ! The Sami people , they are the ones with their daughters and their sons they celebrate this winter season It is all a winter tradition The reindeer and the sleigh bells jingling and Santa on the way His big red suit his bag of loot These things don't have a christian brand It's indigenous to the Sami's land So they're the ones that own this season unless you can think of a better reason !
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I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance ! They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ? There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true ! ![]() Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life. It's not me....I think you're an idiot ! ![]() There's a chance you might not like me , but there's a bigger chance I won't care |
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Just to mention
putting up a needle tree they say it was a german invention |
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#2612 |
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The Christians conquered many lands
but bowed to the peoples demands so instead of banning their traditional ways they re-told stories of how it plays Hey , I've read that book front to back there's one thing that it lacks no mention there of Santa Clause or elves or reindeer , and that's because rather than lose their foreign captives they keep them happy with familiar festives and that my friends is the true worry what's next in line for christian glory ?
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I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance ! They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ? There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true ! ![]() Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life. It's not me....I think you're an idiot ! ![]() There's a chance you might not like me , but there's a bigger chance I won't care |
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#2613 |
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I am a bit of a history buff
so finding this was not even tough ! History of Christmas Trees - Christmas - HISTORY.com
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I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance ! They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ? There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true ! ![]() Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life. It's not me....I think you're an idiot ! ![]() There's a chance you might not like me , but there's a bigger chance I won't care |
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And also this
a german tradition is what was the cause of December 6th Saint Nikolause? We like to remember that in old days a man with a hat walked the village ways with a lamp in his hand at night and he might it says he liked to make some poor kiddies happy he made them wooden toys and maybe a cappy and at night to December 6th he plays christmas daddy for boys and chicks In real I think he was a night watchman who walked the villages and back then he put them toys into the shoes I feel people left infront of their houses in the morning he observed them kiddies joys for the women he may even left some blouses so or similar the story got told a nice treat to unfold for the poor for sure Last edited by Spiritflight; 12-03-2014 at 02:20 PM.. |
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#2615 |
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I like pie That is all
from inside the fridge I hear it call While I reinforce the boards crawling round under the floor I think of my pie and it helps me through While there is so much to do finished the walls tape n texture as well And today when I'm laying down tile I'll yell to my son as he goes into the kitchen Hey..that pie is mine! this is my mission! You've had a whole pie all to yourself now just think of your ol dad's health save that last piece, that's all I ask and visions of pie take me to my next task
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A mean old witty remark
don't read or only in the dark it shows how a donkey goes get on donkeys back with a long stick but first give him water for his thirst and put something on the stick some food he likes to eat you see, that's the trick it will get him of his feet hold the stick infront of his nose he tries to reach and off he goes ![]() ![]() |
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Today I am sick like never been
in a long time got a cold like never seen but I am fine, getting old coughing and sneezing and outside it's freezing cold well, not freezing perhaps but I wonder how I am still breathing needed to go to get some food and medications no need to ponder if any relations or friends would get that for me and hence I went out to get it myself should really stay in bed all day but how boring is that, no way got no one to ask for that sort of help gotta stay strong and hope it's not wrong to get up and out running errands amongst the crowd unexpected noise hurts my ears, it's so loud my runny nose is burning like fire glad there's no fever to even get higher by the end of next week I hope it's all better must adjust the medical dose gotta play same way as any usual day to distract my mind and writing a letter wondering if I ever find what I need that would be a good companion indeed additionally a home made brew of water and onion and a bit of honey against the cough and on my sofa a happy furry toy bunny laughs at me, okay, I'm off |
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#2618 |
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Gilisi ,
It was not me that took your pie ! I saw it all , I can not lie It was that boy , that big one there he ate that pie sitting on that chair He waited till you were busy went so fast it'd make you dizzy it was to the fridge that he flew and when he turned , Oh I knew he had gotten the last slice on a plate chowed it down , no care for his fate Cause he knows Dad would never be mad if he looked at him with his eyes all sad Mom will say"don't yell at him" "He needed that pie , that boy's so slim" so you just wait another day when the next pie might come your way ! ![]()
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I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance ! They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ? There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true ! ![]() Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life. It's not me....I think you're an idiot ! ![]() There's a chance you might not like me , but there's a bigger chance I won't care |
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#2619 |
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This year I am against Christmas trees
Cutting them down in twos and threes Till thousands are chopped and dragged inside Covered with lights and left to die I didn't always feel this way Changed my mind just yesterday When big men came with truck and saws To enforce the city "dead tree" laws They took down seven trees on my land The stumps are there and I can't stand The trees DID have a shady past But they were friends until the last Until a hoard of hungry pests Ate their way from East to West The Asian Ash Borer Bug Killed my trees and didn't shrug I might get a Christmas tree in a pot With dirt and roots--give it a shot In the Spring plant it I will Many holes I've got to fill
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#2620 |
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"The Asian Ash Borer Bug
Killed my trees and didn't shrug." And here too , they did the same made my trees look mighty lame. But every cloud has it's silver lining I remember last year my son-in-law whining needing wood to heat the house man that guy is such a louse so this year I cried for help come cut these trees you little whelp so he came begrudgingly brought the whole family and we cut wood into the 3rd day 3 saws a going , no time to play every ash tree in our lots now so many big bare spots but they have enough wood for this year and next They won't get cold , and I won't be vexed ! cause he is such a lazy lump I'd like to leave him at the dump But the father of her older 2 brought a skid steer and a trailer too 4 big loads they took to their home and cleaned the brush,piled in a dome and no wind so we fired the pile burned it all to ashes after a while now my worries are doubly eased my grandchildren warm and my wife is pleased she tends to worry about trees that are dead falling on the horses head !
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I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance ! They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ? There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true ! ![]() Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life. It's not me....I think you're an idiot ! ![]() There's a chance you might not like me , but there's a bigger chance I won't care |
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