Woohoo I'm stoaked lets do it!
And once we are started We'll never quit

We can travel that caravan all over the land
Eating frybread it will be grand!

Spreading the knowledge of ostriches over buying gas
Regardless what the consumerists say we got class

Tho if we head north from the four corner
I may need to knit him a leg warmer
To put over his head and around his neck
We can even make it pink what the heck!

We can take the caravan over the rockies
Being a big clan of ostrich jockeys!!!!!

[eyesrbrown4areason]

One day hope that we ride to the beach!
be ostrich beach bums, more people to teach,
we don't have to put up with another high price,
to save all that money, sure will be nice..

Wonder how much the Harem will cost?
Guess it don't matter, they never get lost,
we won't even have to travel with maps,
Asmojol could you knit them pink caps?

Ball caps, barets or balaclavas
HEhehe rebel ostriches would be hotter than lava!

Eeeeehhehehehheheheh

[eyesrbrown4areason]

[stillrezin]

here i come riding my lil hor
i hope there is no more drama like before
i will try to post a few here and there
but i will not pull anymore hair

[eyesrbrown4areason]

Rezzy so glad you stopped in,
to not have you here has been such a sin,
so why don't you jump right up on Bob's back,
take off down the road with a clickity-clack!

[stillrezin]

but i barely know bob
do we have to have a date and eat a shishkabob?
do i have to say hi first and shake hand
or is it ok that i just jump on and race across the land

Thanks for stoppin by stillrezin
now you can participate on the plannin

See we are making a whord
of ostriches galore
to ride about town and all around

We can stop for expresso and harass the barista
Dont yah know my ostrich will be a zapatista!!!!!!!!

[stillrezin]

thanks for the welcome
now who where is the ostrichs home?
does have permission to carry
or is he looking to marry?

[eyesrbrown4areason]

Bob has never met a stranger Rezzy,
He'll like you if your straight or a lezzy,
so just jump right up on his back and go,
at first though you may want to ride him real slow!

Rezin be Carefull on that bucking stud
Id hate to see yah land in the mud.

But should that happen i'll help yah up
To clean yah off with a hose and cup

Tho to tell you the truth i like being muddy
I guess im just and old fuddy duddy

[eyesrbrown4areason]

Ostriches like to roll in the mud,
Much as a cow likes to chew his own cud,
but I want Bob's beads to stay really clean,
to yuck up that pink, would really be mean!

That is so very true
not wanting to accrue
massive dirt accumulation
on plumes beading creation.

SO ill go play in the mud alone
right after i finish eating this scone.
I cant wait to go home
and give my dog a bone.

Oy vey what a day
i just want to go play!

[eyesrbrown4areason]

Raining here, Bob's all wet,
He and his harem are starting to pet,
I won't be the one doing the riding today,
looks like it's gonna be Bob's day to play!

[soopashinaab]

Good morning good morning
I give you all fair warning!!
Argh!! It's frickin MONDAY
Run for the hills screamin Oh... not today!!!

[storyteller]

Oh Soop, you don't gotta run,
You got Bob, he'll haul your buns.
Across the land he'll lead the way,
You won't even mind Monday.

Bob's the one to lift your mood,
Him and his sweet harem brood.
Come on Soop and pick a ride,
Here's a fresh bird her name's Clyde.

[eyesrbrown4areason]

Soop on Clyde, rezzy on Bob,
Story take Angel, I'll jump on Rob,
We'll just take a ride into town,
Let all the locals look us up and down!

If they all like what they see,
we'll rent them the bird we have tied to a tree,
hopefully she's broke and won't try to buck,
if they they don't like her, well who gives a f**k?

[storyteller]

OK Eyes it sounds like fun,
We all go on a big bird run.
Strutting around with a bounce,
Into town to show our mounts.

These birds are a little chancy,
Feathers being really fancy.
That girl Clyde, well, bless her,
She's a birdie cross-dresser.

[APACHEFIRE]

oh all of you are such fancy breeders
but hey, i wonder about the skeeters!
you know they love to eat me so
im sure all the birds will love to know

pink is ok as long as its hot
but just for bob, not the lot
my favorite color is orange and red
as you can see with pink its a dread

may i ride the ostrich that follows bob?
the one with the frybread, ill eat in gobs?
well with that done now, lets hurry and go
we dont want to get caught in the snow!