We could make ostrich regalia in a rainbow array
Strutting about like in a parade
Or maybe not people might think we are gay

[soopashinaab]

Originally Posted by Asmajol

We could make ostrich regalia in a rainbow array
Strutting about like in a parade
Or maybe not people might think we are gay

[eyesrbrown4areason]

They can think we are gay if they choose,
Them at the gas pumps is where they will lose,
So they can call us wierd, gay or skank,
cuz we'll be laughing all the way to the bank!

[storyteller]

Do you have a minute honey?
Can we talk about the money?
We have all saved so much on gas,
Do you think the birds will last?

Bob is getting tired,
I heard from Apachefire.
What would we all do,
If the birds just flew?

Originally Posted by eyesrbrown4areason

They can think we are gay if they choose,
Them at the gas pumps is where they will lose,
So they can call us wierd, gay or skank,
cuz we'll be laughing all the way to the bank!

I dare them to call me a skank
I'll smack em' upside the head with a sead bead hank!
Nah I'm kidding about my violent streak
Or maybe i'm not what do You think.

Besides sead beads woiuld'nt much hurt
might be worse with a wet twisted up shirt.

Though actin out is not worth the time
They dont ride bob or speak in rhyme.
So they are the loosers in the end
Unless they want a a hand to lend

But those who mock us will get charged more
When we open up our ostrich motorcross store

[eyesrbrown4areason]

Charge more to people who are mean,
I like that, but you know there will be a scene,
soon as they talk with someone nice,
who's ostrich isn't covered with lice....

[storyteller]

We haven't talked about that yet,
The bird harem needs a vet.
For the birds it would be nice,
If we treated their nasty lice!

I knew when they got off their tethers
and they all started sleeping together,
Sexually transmitted disease,
Would cause customers to flee!

An avian vet they will require
With std's we dont want them to expire

But since they have a lice infestation
we should do lice exploitation

We can dual the lice until the death
YEs they will spar, especially if on meth.

Ostrich condoms we may need
oh goodness do they make them that big indeed?

[eyesrbrown4areason]

I think we need to skip the rubbers,
if they don't mate, they'll be no brudders,
no sisters, aunts or even cousins,
we'll have to buy them by the dozens..

to do all that would cost a bunch,
we wouldn't be able to afford our lunch,
we have to have fertil eggs,
for bob babies with big strong legs!

[storyteller]

Bob and all his girls,
with their pretty pink curls
Went dancing down the road
With their dirty lice load.

Now nobody wants them,
Till they're clean birds again.
Till then we'll need a car
if we're going very far.

And still we gotta feed them,
Every last darn hen.
Yes it was good to save gas money,
But these lice birds are not funny!

[eyesrbrown4areason]

Can't we just feed them a bunch of bugs,
put them away at night with only some hugs?
Or maybe we'll make them a bunch of spaghetti,
They'll run as fast as Mario Andretti!

And since ya'll know that pasta is cheap,
It'll give them more carbs so they'll be easy to keep,
Just hope that they don't start to swell,
cuz when they burp, garlic is what we will smell!

I was sittin at home in a hazy fog
My bro calls me up to go to 311 and snoop dog
So I put on some clothes that look real spiffy
did the best i could gettin dressed in a jiffy

The lot of us are hanging out on the grass
And we see this man just a shakin' his A**!!!
A down home country boy in an american flag shirt
DOin his thing dancin in the dirt

ON his woman he did bump and grind
for a hick white boy he really shook his behind!
To Snoop none the less, it was quite a sight
That man danced with all his might

MY friend caught alot on his digi cam
Especially since the guy didnt seem like a sham
It might go up on youtube for others to see
A down home boy jumpin around to snoop dog glee

[storyteller]

Our friend Eagle Plumes
Can smell bacon fumes.
While she sits beading,
And her friends all needing.

She may come here today,
A little while to play.
When she has the time,
Her beading kinda rhymes!

[Eagle Plumes]

I went and peed
now I can bead
as ive been freed

[eyesrbrown4areason]

Sure a good thing that plumes got to go,
she came here to ryhme and didn't say no,
I still bet she won't come here alot,
she'll probally say that she just sorta forgot!

[Eagle Plumes]

Story and Eyeys are like one of the guys sharin french frys

[Eagle Plumes]

I cant spell im going to hell

[eyesrbrown4areason]

Laughing and picturing plumes way down south,
trying to be good and not running her mouth,
I know her mind is probally full,
Lots of bad things to say, but wanting to get cool!

[Eagle Plumes]

Im no fool
im having a duel
with Abdule
down by the pool.

[eyesrbrown4areason]

I just saw Abdule and Plumes duling,
poor Abdule cant win cuz Plumes is ruling,
instead of swords, guns or knives,
they are spitting watermelon seeds having the time of thier lives!