[*Brown Eyed Gurl*]

I once kissed a guy

he thought i was bi

he said that was hot

too bad his kisses were not.

[stillrezin]

i came to find my horse was run over
i cried and mourned the loss how ever
its the last time i leave horsie alone
next time i will just take her home

but a little duct tape and low and behold
good as new, ready for me to ride and hold
dont worry ppl, my horse is too slick
to just up and die like that, you see he is made of stick

[*Brown Eyed Gurl*]

i ran it over it was me

u shoulda heard me laff with glee


I laffed so hard i almost.....peed


LOL

[stillrezin]

Originally Posted by *Brown Eyed Gurl*

i ran it over it was me

u shoulda heard me laff with glee


I laffed so hard i almost.....peed


LOL

[stillrezin]

i seen begs pee with glee
i'm glad it wasnt me
but i am going to steal her stick horse
and take it all over the race course

maybe i will make her stick
all bent and sick
if not i will just run
and still have fun

[*Brown Eyed Gurl*]

u bend my horse of stick and ill break ur ....


--if u can rhyme u know what that word is


LMAO:P:P

[stillrezin]

whoa, no breakin of any kind of stick
i dont want to go to the E.R. to fix my ****
i will just go back to chasing my dog
or maybe cut a log

[soopashinaab]

I bid you take heed of my warning!!
Beware it is frickin monday morning!!

I shouldn't fuss, or worry
but I find them so dang skurry!

Of all the days I find mondays to be the worse
I would much rather be run over by a hearse!

"Oh, it's not so bad!" you say
Just shut up and wake me on Tuesday!!

Some people throw away their trash
But I find in it there is much cash
Scrappin adventures down alleys I've found
There is money all around!

Motors from fans and insulated wire
Copper coils and things not damaged by fire
Alluminum is pulling in a fair price
And much to insults this behavior wont get you lice

Cruisin down alleys with a hammer and pliers
Multi cutters to trim off the wires

An old boob tube has quite alot
and even beer cans can be sought
And if you can find an old comp monitor
you can scrap it for a preety price im sure

Yah might want to bring some good steel toed boots
to stomp the plastic in and get to the roots.

Perhaps this can be a fundraising endeavor
For the short bus full of all that is clever.
We can get out some anger pent up
by being semi-destructive and bustin items up


But the bus crew doing this is in a brainstorming state
For tryin to keep the frybread on out plate

[Joe G]

When I was young and had a young man's wishes
I took a job as a busboy washing dishes
minimum wage I confess, not much for cleaning up such a mess
between times the dishes were arrivin
I sang songs and was shuckin and jivin
but right next door was a mall with a womens clothing store
and there were always hotties comin and goin by the score
So there I was underpaid, and racks of dishes were all I laid
but then one day I met a girl who sold women's cologne
four floors below me, on her own
So off I went full of dreams..even a few half baked schemes
we talked for a while before I had to get back
dishes were pilin up in the rack!
they were falling down and breaking and at that pay
I knew for now love I'd be forsaking
But before I did she told me to return I said I'd see her later
and went on up the elevator
washed everything that would hold still
and worked and worked until
I had an idea how to see her sooner than later
I'd ride down four floors in the dumwaiter!
I could just barely fit inside
but off I went on my dumwaiter ride
but when I got there with my luck
the door only half opened and I was stuck!
but it was her that had opened it up
so I said 'told you I'd be back what's up?
she laughed so hard I thought she'd die
but agreed to meet me after work so i said goodbye
rode back up to my own floor
and put a crowbar to the door
I got out and back to work
thinkin how many so called 'smooth operators'
ever met a girl by riding in a dumwaiter?


(this is actually, believe it or not, a true story and with it, I submit my credentials for romatic idiot of the month lol)

[soopashinaab]

Originally Posted by Joe G

When I was young and had a young man's wishes
I took a job as a busboy washing dishes
minimum wage I confess, not much for cleaning up such a mess
between times the dishes were arrivin
I sang songs and was shuckin and jivin
but right next door was a mall with a womens clothing store
and there were always hotties comin and goin by the score
So there I was underpaid, and racks of dishes were all I laid
but then one day I met a girl who sold women's cologne
four floors below me, on her own
So off I went full of dreams..even a few half baked schemes
we talked for a while before I had to get back
dishes were pilin up in the rack!
they were falling down and breaking and at that pay
I knew for now love I'd be forsaking
But before I did she told me to return I said I'd see her later
and went on up the elevator
washed everything that would hold still
and worked and worked until
I had an idea how to see her sooner than later
I'd ride down four floors in the dumwaiter!
I could just barely fit inside
but off I went on my dumwaiter ride
but when I got there with my luck
the door only half opened and I was stuck!
but it was her that had opened it up
so I said 'told you I'd be back what's up?
she laughed so hard I thought she'd die
but agreed to meet me after work so i said goodbye
rode back up to my own floor
and put a crowbar to the door
I got out and back to work
thinkin how many so called 'smooth operators'
ever met a girl by riding in a dumwaiter?


(this is actually, believe it or not, a true story and with it, I submit my credentials for romatic idiot of the month lol)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ohh my gosh I Second that!
You sure got SOme slick words cat!
If i hadn't given all my rep. points away
I'd give them all to you today

[APACHEFIRE]

laughing away for most of this day
to look in and see many friends this way
ASMAJOL, n REZIN, SOOP and BEGS,
JD n PLUMES and JOE G. bringing kegs
are we finally all on the bus,
who's driving this time, one of us?
bouncing this way and that,
in which seat have we sat?
keep coming to rhyme all of you,
as we each take a sip of the stew.
REZIN did not catch the pup,
so hog stew is what we will sup.

as we bounce and roll out the hay,
to bed we will not turn you away
there is not more in the rafter
please share with us this disaster
no smoking in bed is aloud,
for each of us in this small crowd
do not wish to burn
to each his own turn
driving off as we rise in a cloud.

[Joe G]

Originally Posted by *Brown Eyed Gurl*

I once kissed a guy

he thought i was bi

he said that was hot

too bad his kisses were not.

This one definitely has potential! You just need to elaborate a little and embellish it a bit.

[Eagle Plumes]

Hey some think
being bi is fly
some just dont
get off with just a guy!

Apache fire knows the way
for this bus to roll that way

She's gots kegs ordered from breweries
Can we get some fat tire puh-lease!!!

I know that im not driving the bus
I always make a great big fuss
Getting road rage when drivers suck
So someone else drive so we have luck.

Im so glad everyone is here
With Plumes, Apache and Begs we have no fear
Soop and story, rezin and bama
Make sure we encounter no drama

Joe G, J.D and 4 a reason
always want to keep on pleasin
Journey, M.O.T.S and Rezin still
help keep the zombie debris off the grill

I think its packed and ready to go
So on the road lets get this show

[eyesrbrown4areason]

Gee when I leave for just a day or two,
so many stop by, including you,
to leave just a silly rhyme,
to come and read is such a good time!

You guys write about buses and sex,
Kissing a girl, or maybe your ex,
but each of you are truely silly,
let's take the bus on over to philly!

GUrL You're back! I missed you much'
With your ranting and carrying on and such

Are you ready to take back over the wheel?
Its ok however you feel.

[soopashinaab]

It's hump day all day today!!!
Let's hoot and holler hip hip hooray!!

I wanna hump all day and well into the night...
I asked the wife and she said rather excitedly, "All right!!!!"

So if you see my minivan a rockin...
You will not, YOU BEST NOT COME A KNOCKIN!!!!

[storyteller]

Last friday we had a full moon,
And a guy I know acted like a loon.
So I took a train instead of our bus,
And got separated here from all of us.

Off the bus i was all alone,
Out there in the zombie zone.
Grateful now on the bus I'm back,
And silly new rhymes we have no lack.

Asmajol has stuff she's hockin,
And the bus is pulling a van a rockin . . .
Life is good is what they say,
All we need is frybread and play.

Everyone, please, look in the front of the bus!
There's a zombie driving who ain't one of us!