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Old 06-24-2009, 03:46 PM   #1821
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They just cant get it if they only wait
I would hook them up so great
But it takes time and it takes effort
Dont push me down into the dirt
A one night stand or fling im not
No matter how much they are hot to trot

Respect is demanded that is true
and if i dont get it i feel a bit blue
PIctures painted words are said
but its only to get me in their bed

Where have all the good men gone
Waiting for one at the break of dawn
Alot can be said for self control
Keepin your business out of my hole!
If he cant stick by me and prove he is my man
Getting intimate with me i will ban

But most men just want a debutant bimbo
Who dresses scantily and acts like a hoe
Bites their tongue and is a trophy girl
They dont want to give a real woman a whirl

These men just keep makin me more and more jaded
Makes me so ill i feel constipated :

The best guy i know has issues in the head
but he respects me and lets me be myself instead
Doesnt judge me or ever put me down
and brings a smile if i have a psychotic frown
To bad he thinks he is to far gone to be with someone
Cuz man with him i could really have fun

Bah humbug im about to just sew it closed
that way no one will be urged to be imposed
He is lucky he listened when i said stop
Or else i would have had to cut something style of crop

And i brought along jasper for protection
You know all i wanted was some affection : (
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OMG! Apachfire you've shocked us all
When you're done just have a ball
yes there was a pun intended
Darn girl! Some may be offended!

(of course not me!) you know that well
that freaking man can go to hell
mess with one of our powwow chicks
you could easily lose yer dicks!
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Story I see you've picked my name
Dang! Rhyming Clown? that's just too lame
If I throw in another fifty
Could you give me one that's alittle more nifty?



(had sooo much fun hanging with you!)
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Old 06-25-2009, 10:10 AM   #1825
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Thanks my lovelies for your support
That mans insides we will export
Nah screw him he'll get his punishment
For no longer of him im tolerant
He had his chance and F'd it up bad
Makin me go back to bein punk clad
Now regardless of what he thought
no longer from me will he be sought

My wild punker friend that wont be my man
Is headed to a show in his van
Told me he just aint quite healed
But still for me he is a sheild
So this weekend ill consort withDirty rawkers
Pull my bada$$ gear out my lockers

DUnno that i'll mosh to much
try not to be shy and such
Cuz the safest environment when my Powwow girls arent here
Is around true hillbilly punks that drink alot of beer
Even tho i wont really know anyone
Alex will make sure that not all will shun

Besides it's gonna be an old skool show
Bands been rockin it since 77' dont yah know
Its fun to see all the old skoolers come out
they still know how to get down and shout
even if they are pusing 60
They know how to dance it up with glee



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ah what a fun read
when one rhym's with the loosing
of loosers,dick, prick and bleed

make sure he never harms ne
one else why tring to spread his eveil seed!

toss it to the hogs for one goot feed!
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Old 06-25-2009, 10:41 AM   #1827
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ah what a fun read
when one rhym's with the loosing
of loosers,dick, prick and bleed

make sure he never harms ne
one else why tring to spread his eveil seed!

toss it to the hogs for one goot feed!

:

Well you knwo i must decree
as he whipped it out for me to see
it would be a very big meal
Floppin like a banana peel

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Oh you ladies are really bad !
Funnier friends i never had.
Even the mods seem a lil scurred !
Crazier gurls they never heard.

SO glad Apachefire made it back
In time to give that guy a whack.
Asmajol sweetie we don't need no mens
When we got these kinda rhyme girlfriends.

Watch it ladies, be careful what you hackin
Good men can rhyme and get my backin
Some men are good and maybe that's the answer
Thinking about Soopa Man and Wardancer.
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Dang! I love this weather, hot as hell,
Drink lots of water so my feet don't swell
finding things to do in the sun
that last powwow was really fun!

I think this weekend we are staying home
Just hanging out, we will not roam
Haven't heard yet from Storyteller
Just wonder if you called that feller?

And have you had time to give me a name
This is serious, not a game
I paid you now like 75 bucks
don't want my name to include any ducks....*quack*

Now take that money and think real hard
don't want a name that makes me a tard
I think that much should pay for a good one
let me know when the deed is all done!

*okay, I am having too much fun at that plastic man's expense...sue me* lmao
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Good morning to one and all...
Been I while since I came to rhyme with you all!!
Enjoying this fine summer weather...
Running around wearing nothing but a feather!!!
Thought I would stop by and say hello...
Thought I would try and get in the flow!!

Hope you ladies and gent are doing quite well...
The flowers are in full bloom, here would you like to smell??
Watch out for that angry little bee...
If he sting you, you'll surely scream BEEEEEE!!!!
Sorry about your nose...
And you trippin on that hose!!

Summer time is great is it not??
Enjoying all the free time that you got!!
I'm glad I stopped by...
And glad I could wave and say hi!!
I stop back again real soon...
I enjoy tryin to make you ladies swoon!!

Of course I must watch out for my wife...
I do hate when you causes such strife!!
The again what can I say??
She has every right to behave that way!!
She's a good girl and I love her so...
So rather than get beat... I think I'll just go!!! (LOL)
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awwww Soopa, your wife must have a sense of humor
Your are so onery, at least that's the rumor
Glad you stopped in to just say Hi
Hope your weekend is awsome, that's not a lie!
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The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.
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My wife is really good that way...
You knows I like to tease and play!!
She's a good girl that's for sure...
When you're feeling down she's the right cure!!
She doesn't get jealous very easy...
Her mood is usually warm and breezy!!

Eyes you and WD have fun this weekend...
Some warm breezy weather I will surely send!!
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my apologies to all of you
the news from ASMAJOL just made me stew
i wrote my feelings without much thinking
just wanted to rid us of his stinkin

you all know that i am nice and quiet
i dont cuss or cause a riot
but i must admit i lost muh grip
his pain to her made me want to rip

now i have calmed myself down
as long as i dont see that clown
at some powwow if i run across him
his puny future would be very dim

no stupid guy will hurt my friend
and try to get away again
he better keep look out for me
cos my face is the last he will see

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my apologies to all of you
the news from ASMAJOL just made me stew
i wrote my feelings without much thinking
just wanted to rid us of his stinkin

you all know that i am nice and quiet
i dont cuss or cause a riot
but i must admit i lost muh grip
his pain to her made me want to rip

now i have calmed myself down
as long as i dont see that clown
at some powwow if i run across him
his puny future would be very dim

no stupid guy will hurt my friend
and try to get away again
he better keep look out for me
cos my face is the last he will see

APACHEFIRE **laughing**

you go girl!!!! Good to see you have some balls
I hope that azzhole never calls
looks like he don't wanna tangle with you
there is no telling what you will do!
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He went to the auto dealer one day
and to the salesman, did say
"Give me the biggest truck in the lot!
One with the loudest speakers you've got!"
So the deal was made
and he went on his way
He drove all around town
his speakers blasting out sound
But to his dismay,
he still could not get any ladies to give him the time of day.
For they all knew...
that he was trying to comphensate for the fact that he had a tiny...
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was making up for sumfin, like maybe he can't ......
but who knows, maybe he just likes things large
like tits as big as a barge...
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just passin by
or passin through
waves hello ~~~~
to all of you
I know it may be
a little late
but made a gift
for Asmajol's next date
it's a home-made skewer
with barbed wire on a stick
if he whips it, she whips it
pri** for pri**
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just passin by
or passin through
waves hello ~~~~
to all of you
I know it may be
a little late
but made a gift
for Asmajol's next date
it's a home-made skewer
with barbed wire on a stick
if he whips it, she whips it
pri** for pri**
Hehehe Woohoo Owww Owww
Slice him up like a well fed cow
Respect is something ill demand
even if its not what they planned
and if i have to hold my own
Tho id rather not that have to be shown

They try to be just coy and flirty
But really only want to get down and dirty
Its really a shame cant find one with patience
Things could escalade after courting events
If i wanted a one night stand id put up the flag
HEad on out to the powwow to snag

But that is the last thing that i want
Hate it when they say i taunt
Im always only myself
Cant helpy im a hawtie with stealth
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Hip hip hooray...
It's frickin Thursday!!
One more day until Friday...
Then I'll really holler HOORAY!!!
I've got the day off tomorrow...
I think I'll take my wife to the show!!

What's new and excitin??
I hope there is no fightin!!
I like to have fun with you my friends...
I love each and every one of you guys to no ends!!
We should have a big party...
Then we can all yell out with glee!!

This thread has been kinda quiet...
Maybe we should have a good old frybread riot!!!
Maybe a good old powwow to have fun...
That would surely make all you run!!
Hurry up and get dressed for the dance...
Let's see how some of you get jiggy and prance!!
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Ohhh yeah soop you want us to get out our fyne threads
Here ill even bring some to puff our heads
Party bus headin out to the powwow
Leave this mundane here and now
I like the idea of a frybread riot
We can use mine, no sweetie dont try it :
I havent mastered my recipe just yet I dread
But it will be good ammunition to throw at heads

Hehehehe lets throw one covered in Honey
Ohhh crap stop hiding behind the tree!
Its raining cinnamon and powdered sugar
Look out everyone near and far
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