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rezofwar 03-01-2007 11:03 AM

3 Indians
Three Indian elders, a Pawnee, an Otoe, and a Lakota, were sitting around
>at a pow-wow, visiting.
>"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old Pawnee man. "You
>always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and
>nothing comes out."
>"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old Otoe. "When you're seventy, you
>don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on
>the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
>"Actually," said the 80-year -old Lakota, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
>"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
>"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no
>problem at all."
>"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
>"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
>Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at
>6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
>"I don't wake up until 7:00."

southernx_hunnie08 03-01-2007 12:31 PM

aww that was gross....lol

tha mom 03-01-2007 12:35 PM

three indians
:confused_ Geez now I know what I have to look forward to in about 10 years. I been tellin my kidz to start puttin supplies of Depends away.

tha mom 03-01-2007 01:00 PM

3 Indians
Oh yeah, I forgot to add its a good thing I wake up at 6 a.m. every morning. Don't want to know what will happen if I wait until 6:30 a.m. to get out of bed. :lol:

superdj126 03-01-2007 08:32 PM

dat was a goot one :hysterica

Elli 03-02-2007 12:35 AM

3 Indians
Know what thats real Indian talk:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

NorthofAda 03-02-2007 12:00 PM

:hmm3grin2 :hmm3grin2 :hmm3grin2 Still laughin'...

PRINCESS04-05 03-02-2007 02:10 PM

very eww... but still funny

badmaninc 03-02-2007 08:02 PM

That's what I was thinking. Real rude but funny at the same time.

Singing Otter 03-03-2007 12:55 AM


tikiboo 03-04-2007 04:48 AM

Cajun & the Donkey
Boudeax left the Bayou and moved to Arkansas where he bought him a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said"I'm sorry but the donkey died.
"Well dem"Jus give me mymoney back.Yeah
"I can't do that,Sir I spent it already"
"OK dem, jus unload dar donkey">
"What you gonna do with a dead donkey.
"I'm gonna raffle him off">
"you can't raffle a dead donkey ,you dumm cajun."
Well dat's where you be wrong! you just wait you and you learn how smart we cajun's are!.A month later the farmer ran into the cajun and asked about "What happened with the dead donkey?"
I raffled dat donkey off and I made me $898.00
"didnt anyone complain?"
Just the Guy that won the donkey, and I gave him his two dollors back.":smile: :smile: :rolleyes:

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