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Old 05-01-2006, 03:26 AM   #1
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Bathroom Humor

drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"
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Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.
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Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.
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Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.
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Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.
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Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.
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Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.
Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.
Sensitive: You fart and then start crying
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