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Old 06-10-2019, 01:11 PM   #1
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WOMAN: Do you drink beer?
MAN: Yes
woman : How many beers a day?
MAN: Usually about three
WOMAN: How much do you pay per beer?
MAN: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
WOMAN: And how long have you been drinking?
MAN: Oh, about 20 years, I suppose
WOMAN: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. in one year, It would be approximately $5400 correct?
MAN: Correct
WOMAN: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
MAN: Correct
WOMAN: Do you know that if you didnít drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
MAN: Do you drink beer?
WOMAN: No.
MAN: Where is your airplane?
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