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Old 03-17-2012, 10:47 PM   #1
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Cheating Death

There was a hippy, a yuppie, and a Cheyenne. They were driving around drinking some jack and puffing on the jitshi..pretty soon that hippy got so drunk he misjudged a curve and wrecked his hippy van. Killing all of them.

Since the were having their way with sin at the moments of their death. WHIISSHH Satan came in on a breeze and told the three, "If you prove me wrong just once I will let you live".

So the yuppie went first. He glued a penny to a missile, Launched it and when it got way up in the sky to where you could barely see the fire. The missile blew up. Yuppie said "find my penny". Right there Lucifer shot straight up into the air and went outta sight. Than he came flying in behind the yuppie and showed him a half melted penny. POOF he went to the burning pit....

The hippy was next, he got a grain of sand out of his hippy bag and got on a helicopter with the devil and they started flying over this big desert and the hippy said "higher" so they went so high it sounded like the copter was going to stall. The hippy throws that grain of sand out the side door and looks at Satan and says "can you find it?" Satan didn't hesitate he jumped from the copter and hurled towards the desert. Pretty soon the co-pilot turned around and it was Satan handing the grain of sand to the hippy. WHOOSH he was thrown into the burning salt lake....

Now it was the Cheyennes turn. He just sat there in a deep thought, and this pisst off the devil and he shouts "hurry up or I will take you". So the Cheyenne jumps up and runs over to the wrecked hippy van leans into the window and reaches in and grabs a empty beer can tears off the tab pulls out his pocketknife and pokes a bunch of holes in it and puts it to his *** and farts in it, turns around looks at Satan and says "what hole did it come out of?" This stumps the devil and he starts levitating thinking. Finally he points and says "it came out of that one"! Cheyenne says "nope it came out of my butt hole".
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Old 03-18-2012, 05:47 PM   #4
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