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Old 10-11-2011, 01:46 PM   #1
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Daddy Ate My Fingers

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said ,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,
'What happened to my booger?'


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Old 10-11-2011, 01:59 PM   #2
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EWWWWWWWW and I just ate lunch!! LOL HAHHAHAHA
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Yeah @Tibiki Kinew, what happened?
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Dad never ate my fingers as far as I know, but...

When we were little, Dad told us he had a severed finger - and he'd show it to us now and then. It was in a small, rectangular box with cotton in the bottom. He'd take the top off and there would be a finger laying there on the cotton. He'd ask if we wanted to touch it, and if we did it always jumped when we touched it!

When I got older I saw there was a hole in the bottom of the box. Dad would hold the box with his finger through the hole. That used to scare the out of us! lol
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