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50cal 07-31-2004 05:40 PM

Don't get lost!!!!
 
A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote areas he knew of in his home state of Arkansas.



Deep in the woods, he came upon a farmers house and decided this would be a good place to start.

He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was there. The farmer (named Farmer Mahon) agreed to answer his questions.

The reporter asked the farmer what event in his life had made him the happiest?

Farmer Mahon replied, “One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We all formed a posse and found it. After we all screwed it we took it back to the farmer that lost it.”

“I can’t print that,” said the reporter, “Is there another event that made you really happy?” Farmer Mahon thought for a minute and said, “Yep. One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin’ young girl. We all formed a posse and found her. After all of us screwed her, we took her back to her daddy.”

Again the reporter knew he couldn’t print the story and decided to take a different tack. He asked Farmer Mahon, “Is there any event in your life that has made you really sad?” Farmer Mahon hung his head and replied, “Well, I got lost once.”

River Spirit 07-31-2004 07:36 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo sicko! :Crazy

little wolf 07-31-2004 08:34 PM

wowwww, FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! Good one

owleyes 08-01-2004 06:25 AM

:clap: ROFLMFAO!!!!

rez_hopper 05-30-2008 04:45 PM

This joke is 4 years old and still funny.




:teeth_smi

Chevy_truckin_NDN 05-30-2008 05:10 PM

GAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! That was so funny.

Kakeeya 05-30-2008 05:48 PM

Squeal like a pig!

LMAO

badmaninc 05-30-2008 07:19 PM

Dude, just don't say anything about gumboots.

jwashee 05-30-2008 09:01 PM

oOOOOOH MAN !!!! I almost clicked off until i got it. that is WHA-RONG!!!!

timmy tiger 05-30-2008 11:48 PM

ROFLMAO--that's funny. Oh that is sooooooooooooo bad.LMAO

50cal 06-07-2008 07:33 PM

LOL!!!.. I forgot about this one....LOL!!!....still cracking up about it.......

New2itall 06-11-2008 12:16 AM

Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...:omg_smile
:hunter:

Kiwehnzii 06-11-2008 12:33 PM

Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...

I don't get it.

New2itall 06-11-2008 01:16 PM

I don't get it.[/QUOTE]

Be glad you don't get it. Be very glad.

50cal 07-08-2008 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New2itall (Post 1146983)
Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...:omg_smile
:hunter:

LOL!!!.....if you're from arkansas, I believe you......LOL!!!!

New2itall 07-08-2008 10:36 PM

Lemme tell ya 50, thangs get a might bit scary down here sometimes. Just gotta watch out for when you hear dem banjos. That's when you know things is fixin' to go FUBAR.

charliemom 07-16-2008 01:02 AM

OMGD!!! I forgot about that one. So very sick..... n kinda funny


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