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Old 07-31-2004, 06:40 PM   #1
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A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote areas he knew of in his home state of Arkansas.



Deep in the woods, he came upon a farmers house and decided this would be a good place to start.

He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was there. The farmer (named Farmer Mahon) agreed to answer his questions.

The reporter asked the farmer what event in his life had made him the happiest?

Farmer Mahon replied, “One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We all formed a posse and found it. After we all screwed it we took it back to the farmer that lost it.”

“I can’t print that,” said the reporter, “Is there another event that made you really happy?” Farmer Mahon thought for a minute and said, “Yep. One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin’ young girl. We all formed a posse and found her. After all of us screwed her, we took her back to her daddy.”

Again the reporter knew he couldn’t print the story and decided to take a different tack. He asked Farmer Mahon, “Is there any event in your life that has made you really sad?” Farmer Mahon hung his head and replied, “Well, I got lost once.”
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo sicko! :Crazy
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wowwww, FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! Good one
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Old 08-01-2004, 07:25 AM   #4
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This joke is 4 years old and still funny.




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Old 05-30-2008, 06:10 PM   #6
3 down and 1 to go! lol
 
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GAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! That was so funny.
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Dude, just don't say anything about gumboots.
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Old 05-30-2008, 10:01 PM   #9
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oOOOOOH MAN !!!! I almost clicked off until i got it. that is WHA-RONG!!!!
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Old 05-31-2008, 12:48 AM   #10
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ROFLMAO--that's funny. Oh that is sooooooooooooo bad.LMAO
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Old 06-07-2008, 08:33 PM   #11
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LOL!!!.. I forgot about this one....LOL!!!....still cracking up about it.......
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Old 06-11-2008, 01:16 AM   #12
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Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...
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Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...

I don't get it.
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I don't get it.[/QUOTE]

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Old 07-08-2008, 09:26 PM   #15
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Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...
LOL!!!.....if you're from arkansas, I believe you......LOL!!!!
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Lemme tell ya 50, thangs get a might bit scary down here sometimes. Just gotta watch out for when you hear dem banjos. That's when you know things is fixin' to go FUBAR.
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OMGD!!! I forgot about that one. So very sick..... n kinda funny
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