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50cal · 07-31-2004, 05:40 PM

A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote areas he knew of in his home state of Arkansas.

Deep in the woods, he came upon a farmers house and decided this would be a good place to start.

He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was there. The farmer (named Farmer Mahon) agreed to answer his questions.

The reporter asked the farmer what event in his life had made him the happiest?

Farmer Mahon replied, “One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We all formed a posse and found it. After we all screwed it we took it back to the farmer that lost it.”

“I can’t print that,” said the reporter, “Is there another event that made you really happy?” Farmer Mahon thought for a minute and said, “Yep. One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin’ young girl. We all formed a posse and found her. After all of us screwed her, we took her back to her daddy.”

Again the reporter knew he couldn’t print the story and decided to take a different tack. He asked Farmer Mahon, “Is there any event in your life that has made you really sad?” Farmer Mahon hung his head and replied, “Well, I got lost once.”

River Spirit · 07-31-2004, 07:36 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo sicko! :Crazy

**little wolf** · 07-31-2004, 08:34 PM

wowwww, FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! Good one

owleyes · 08-01-2004, 06:25 AM

:clap: ROFLMFAO!!!!

rez_hopper · 05-30-2008, 04:45 PM

This joke is 4 years old and still funny.

**Chevy_truckin_NDN** · 05-30-2008, 05:10 PM

GAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! That was so funny.

**Kakeeya** · 05-30-2008, 05:48 PM

Squeal like a pig!

LMAO

**badmaninc** · 05-30-2008, 07:19 PM

Dude, just don't say anything about gumboots.

jwashee · 05-30-2008, 09:01 PM

oOOOOOH MAN !!!! I almost clicked off until i got it. that is WHA-RONG!!!!

timmy tiger · 05-30-2008, 11:48 PM

ROFLMAO--that's funny. Oh that is sooooooooooooo bad.LMAO

50cal · 06-07-2008, 07:33 PM

LOL!!!.. I forgot about this one....LOL!!!....still cracking up about it.......

New2itall · 06-11-2008, 12:16 AM

Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...

**Kiwehnzii** · 06-11-2008, 12:33 PM

Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...

I don't get it.

New2itall · 06-11-2008, 01:16 PM

I don't get it.[/QUOTE]

Be glad you don't get it. Be very glad.

50cal · 07-08-2008, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New2itall

Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...

LOL!!!.....if you're from arkansas, I believe you......LOL!!!!

New2itall · 07-08-2008, 10:36 PM

Lemme tell ya 50, thangs get a might bit scary down here sometimes. Just gotta watch out for when you hear dem banjos. That's when you know things is fixin' to go FUBAR.

charliemom · 07-16-2008, 01:02 AM

OMGD!!! I forgot about that one. So very sick..... n kinda funny

07-31-2004, 05:40 PM	#1
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07-31-2004, 07:36 PM	#2
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05-30-2008, 04:45 PM	#5
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50cal is lost in reality... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: where no buffalo roam, but the prairie dogs do..... Posts: 9,083 Credits: 404.87 Savings: 1.00 Mentioned: 13 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 17 Post(s) Achievements vBActivity - Stats Level: 6 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 57.6% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.5% Monthly Activity 0.41%	LOL!!!.. I forgot about this one....LOL!!!....still cracking up about it....... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ *...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry* *out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.*

06-11-2008, 12:16 AM	#12
New2itall Halito! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Arkansas Posts: 686 Credits: 0.00 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 20 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s) Achievements vBActivity - Stats Level: 5 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 64.51% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.5% Monthly Activity 0.41%	Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-11-2008, 12:33 PM	#13
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06-11-2008, 01:16 PM	#14
New2itall Halito! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Arkansas Posts: 686 Credits: 0.00 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 20 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s) Achievements vBActivity - Stats Level: 5 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 64.51% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.5% Monthly Activity 0.41%	I don't get it.[/QUOTE] Be glad you don't get it. Be very glad. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

07-08-2008, 10:36 PM	#16
New2itall Halito! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Arkansas Posts: 686 Credits: 0.00 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 20 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s) Achievements vBActivity - Stats Level: 5 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 64.51% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.5% Monthly Activity 0.41%	Lemme tell ya 50, thangs get a might bit scary down here sometimes. Just gotta watch out for when you hear dem banjos. That's when you know things is fixin' to go FUBAR. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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