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Eight Important Facts

Number 8 – Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 7 – Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 6 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 5 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, month, maybe years.

Number 4 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 – In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 – Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.
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