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Old 08-06-2018, 10:46 PM   #1
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Fishing for Bass

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth.

Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the delimma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack and poured a little in its mouth. It eyes rolled back and it went limp.

I released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.

Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake…with two more frogs.

Life is good.
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