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Old 10-13-2004, 12:28 AM   #1
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Cool Gettin' Off Welfare

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The clerk behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"
The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it!
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Old 10-13-2004, 10:26 AM   #2
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Sounds like a guy I know. He says he's an artist. When asked what kind of drawings he does, he says, " I draw welfare."
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Sounds like a guy I know. He says he's an artist. When asked what kind of drawings he does, he says, " I draw welfare."
:rofl2: That's funnier than the joke, :Chatter

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:rofl2: That's funnier than the joke, :Chatter

Just teasing Superdj126 :Chatter
eye no is it huh?

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