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|10-13-2004, 01:28 AM||#1|
Gettin' Off Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The clerk behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"
The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it!
|10-13-2004, 11:26 AM||#2|
Sounds like a guy I know. He says he's an artist. When asked what kind of drawings he does, he says, " I draw welfare."
|10-13-2004, 02:02 PM||#3|
Just teasing Superdj126 :Chatter
|10-13-2004, 03:37 PM||#4|
Shmiles With Eskimo Pride
"A person who works with their hands is a laborer,
A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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