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KoolNDN 07-08-2004 08:32 PM

Good NDN Girl or Bad NDN Girl
 
The Difference Between Good and Bad Indian Girls

Good Indian girls wear white cotton panties... Bad Indian girls don't wear any.

Good Indian girls wax their floors... Bad Indian girls wax their bikini lines.

Good Indian girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot... Bad Indian girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good Indian girls make chicken for dinner... Bad Indian girls make reservations.

Good Indian girls blush during love scenes in movies... Bad Indian girls know they could do better.

Good Indian girls never sleep with the boss... Bad Indian girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good Indian girls never go after another girls's man... Bad Indian girls go after him, his brothers, his dad, and his grandfather.

Good Indian girls believe you're not fully dressed without turquoise/beaded jewelry... Bad Indian girls believe a man is fully dressed with just turquoise/beaded >jewelry.

Good Indian girls love traditional food... Bad Indian girls love traditional waiters.

Good Indian girls go out, go home, and go to bed... Bad Indian girls go out, go to bed, then go home.

Good Indian girls go to heaven... Bad Indian girls go to all the Rez bars.

Good Indian girls say, "Don't!...Stop it!" Bad Indian girls say, "Don't stop!"

Good Indian girls say, "Thanks for a wonderful dinner." Bad Indian girls say, "What's for breakfast, stud?"

Good Indian girls chew their food 32 times before swallowing... Bad Indian girls almost always swallow.

Good Indian girls will tease you and play hard to get... Bad Indian girls will tease you until you get as hard as you can get.

Good Indian girls never "do it" on the first date... Bad Indian girls wait to see what kind of car he's driving.

Good Indian girls buy fancy soap to shower with... Bad Indian girls like to drop the soap in the shower.

Good Indian girls say, "It is sure hard to be good." Bad Indian girls say, "It's gotta be hard to be good."

Good Indian girls shower after sex... Bad Indian girls shower while having sex.

Good Indian girls want a nice man... Bad Indian girls want tonight's man.

Good Indian girls call you by name... Bad Indian girls call you by number.

Which one are you?

this1ndnchic 11-30-2004 07:43 PM

hehe i'll get back to ya on that

*Brown Eyed Gurl* 11-30-2004 07:48 PM

OMGawwd..:rofl2:.... :uptosomet

~Journey~ 11-30-2004 08:08 PM

Too Good!

What about good ndn girls gone bad?....:lol

*Brown Eyed Gurl* 11-30-2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Journey~
Too Good!

What about good girls gone bad?....:lol

:rofl2:

"Good NdN Gurls Gone Bad"...LOL:D

Innocently_evil 11-30-2004 08:45 PM

Haha...im a total bad ndn gal..

Those are hilarious..

little wolf 12-04-2004 08:41 AM

hmmm.. I plead the 5th on that

siouxper_lady 12-04-2004 11:01 AM

:rofl: which girl am I??? :duhh:

nt_inuk 12-04-2004 11:28 AM

exactly
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by little wolf
hmmm.. I plead the 5th on that

;)

badmaninc 12-05-2004 03:30 AM

Does that make you evil and bad to like the bad ones. When I was young those bad ones were the ones I looked for all of the time. I think the real question is Do Bad girls know how to be good girls.

Winnebago_waterbird 12-07-2004 02:04 PM

Hmmmm?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brown_eyed_gurl
:rofl2:

"Good NdN Gurls Gone Bad"...LOL:D

Hey for real can i be a good NDN girl with bad intentions?
Aye jokes! :lol:

*pumpkin* 12-08-2004 11:12 AM

reformed bad girl.

this1ndnchic 12-08-2004 01:05 PM

im a good ndn girl, the kind you CAN bring home to your parents :P

citlali 12-12-2004 02:23 PM

Haahaa...too funny. I plead the 5th on this one.

I have an elderly aunt that tells me, yeah I had my share of the boys, at least I hope I had my share of them. She said she used to say, I tried to fit as many as I could into the first go round, sorry to those that missed out on me...

Pokiehonkie 12-12-2004 02:56 PM

....i'm bad...very bad...heh...uh...heh :)


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