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Old 06-30-2005, 10:44 AM   #1
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Smile Grandmas Boyfriend

A good friend with a great sense of humour sent this to me.

Subject: Grandma's Boyfriend

> >Visiting Grandma,,,,,,,,
> >A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his
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> >toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
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> >"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went
to
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> >heaven?"
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> >Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom
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> >and
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> >watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
the
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> >comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
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> >Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
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> >adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she
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> >started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
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> >The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
door,
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> >and
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> >there stood Grandma's minister.
>
> >The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
> >The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
> >boyfriend."
> >The minister fainted.
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Old 06-30-2005, 11:01 AM   #2
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Old 07-01-2005, 02:05 PM   #3
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