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Old 05-28-2012, 06:32 PM   #1
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TOP 10 REASONS TO CHOOSE GUNS OVER DATING:


10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22, and nobody thinks anything about it.

09. You can keep one at home, and have another when you're on the road, and it's okay.

08. If you admire a friends gun, and tell them so, they'll probably let you try it out a few times, gladly.

07. You primary weapon does not care if you keep another one for back up.

06. Your gun will stay with you , even if you run out of ammo.

05. A gun does not take up a lot of closet space.

04. Guns function normally EVERY day of the month.

03. A gun does not ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

02. A gun does not mind if you go to sleep after using it.

01. You CAN buy a SILENCER for a gun........
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Old 05-28-2012, 09:50 PM   #3
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HAHAAHAHAAAHAHA I should print that out and hang it on my wall!
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01. You CAN buy a SILENCER for a gun........
Ball gags can be fun.
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HAHAAHAHAAAHAHA I should print that out and hang it on my wall!
Guns know about each other and have seen one another. They have no problem.

Group marriage, anyone?
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10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22, and nobody thinks anything about it.
Huh? the only one I disagree with, you can't go Dirty Harry to little Mary. lol

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TOP 10 REASONS TO CHOOSE GUNS OVER DATING:


10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22, and nobody thinks anything about it.

09. You can keep one at home, and have another when you're on the road, and it's okay.

08. If you admire a friends gun, and tell them so, they'll probably let you try it out a few times, gladly.

07. You primary weapon does not care if you keep another one for back up.

06. Your gun will stay with you , even if you run out of ammo.

05. A gun does not take up a lot of closet space.

04. Guns function normally EVERY day of the month.

03. A gun does not ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

02. A gun does not mind if you go to sleep after using it.

01. You CAN buy a SILENCER for a gun........
The ol' man might like that but I say BOO!
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