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Old 12-05-2017, 02:09 PM   #1
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How I Lost My Teeth...

I was in the Horseshoe Bar and Grill last night, sitting at the bar waiting for a beer when a butt-ugly, big ole heifer (a girl) came up behind me and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.” I looked at her and said, “Have you got a pen?” She said, “I sure do.” I said, “Well, you’d better get back in it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is Friday.
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My dental surgery is Friday.


Well, I have a used denture which is not needed any longer by its owner (not me) which you can have. Its a keepsake.
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