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Old 05-19-2005, 12:17 AM   #1
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I'm Cold!

A drunk stumbles out of a bar and he needs to piss, so he
makes his way into the cemetery behind the tavern. He walks
right to the edge of a freshly dug grave, loses his balance
and falls in.

There's a puddle of water in the hole, and he spends the rest
of the night yelling, "Help me, I'm cold! Someone help me, I'm
cold!"

At closing time, another drunk walks behind the bar to piss,
and hears the noise. He gets to the open grave, looks down
and says, "Of course you're cold, you stupid son-of-a-b!tch,
you kicked all the dirt off yourself!"
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