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Old 03-04-2017, 01:14 AM   #1
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Japanese Sex !

JAPANESE SEX
A Japanese couple is arguing about how
to perform highly erotic sei.
Husband* "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
Wife replies* "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily' "Toka a anji rodi
roumi yakoo!*
Wife, on her kaeeaterdly begging:
"Mimi Nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouii
to read this!
You don't know any Japanese!(not really Japanese , just a joke)
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....
Sometimes I worry about you.
You're in need of serious help!
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Geez-I was getting ready to ban and delete a porn spammer when I saw the title of this thread. LOL! You are bad!!!!
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Geez-I was getting ready to ban and delete a porn spammer when I saw the title of this thread. LOL! You are bad!!!!
Dang I was poised over the button to delete and Ban, till I saw who posted then I was like did he get hacked? but No
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yeah , you two were jus' lookin to see if I put any pics with it ! Prolly copied it to google translate too !:
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yeah , you two were jus' lookin to see if I put any pics with it ! Prolly copied it to google translate too !:
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Reading your humor may enhance my knowledge. Hm, something to learn here. Question is, what to learn.
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yeah , you two were jus' lookin to see if I put any pics with it ! Prolly copied it to google translate too !:
I figured you already did and will share it soon.
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Can't judge if it is an reasonable translation but it reads good.

Go to Post No. 8 on Page 1
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Can't judge if it is an reasonable translation but it reads good.

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Look , I posted a joke , nothing more. I also joked with my friends , nothing more.
Don't over analyze it , it's just a bad joke.
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Look , I posted a joke , nothing more.

That is and was out of question. May be I should have not answered.

You are giving me a hard time with that joke, using "Japanese" when my English is less sufficient as I think it needs to be.



I also joked with my friends , nothing more.

I assumed, that you were joking and that those who joked with you know for a long time already.


Don't over analyze it , it's just a bad joke.

I have heard far more worst jokes. I think, that most of the bad part is only on the listeners head. In German you might call it "Kopfkino". A special sort of imagination. To explain the German word you might need to write up an whole paragraph. That is the difficulty when thinking on one language but to write in a second language and perhaps need a third language to account for.

Always good for misunderstandings by good intention.


If you find sarcasm in my words of my first post here, you may keep it.

Sometimes I am fond of black humor and it will take time to become accustomed to some of your humor.

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I meant to link to wiki, and did youtube instead. =(
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There is ample evidence that the free distribution of erotica prevents crimes: How the Web Prevents Rape

From an https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_psychology evolutionary psychology viewpoint this makes sense. Since we all have urges that need outlets. From a Christian-Creationist (World is 6,000 years old) viewpoint not so much. ("Bad Urges" are the result from "Imperfections" which can all be removed by "Happy Thoughts" and lots of prayer and faith. )

Also I will say Christianity is factually and morally wrong because of one quote: This is the NIV, but trust me, all versions are pretty much the same. Apparently God became a better man despite his ABSOLUTE judgments after this/New Testament, So now sexual assault becomes "okay" according to Xianity:

Number's 31: "15“Have you allowed all the women to live?” he asked them. 16“They were the ones who followed Balaam’s advice and enticed the Israelites to be unfaithful to the Lord in the Peor incident, so that a plague struck the Lord’s people. 17Now kill all the boys. And kill every wom"an who has slept with a man, 18but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man."

How many ways of wrong can this be considered? Even by an "All-Powerful-All-Knowing" Being, --- or Especially by such?

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