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Old 06-14-2004, 04:38 PM   #1
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Talking A Little Golf ... anyone

Two women were playing golf.

One teed off, and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together, at his groin, fell to the round, and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.

He was still in pain, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin.

But, she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away, and laid them to the side.

She loosened his pants, and put her hands inside.

She began to massage him, and then asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell
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LOL is the best medicine

i know exactly what u mean ... lol alone ...
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