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Joe's Dad 07-13-2005 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno
PROVIDING SOUND SUPPORT is like making love to a Beautiful woman! You gotta love the tight beefy low-end, the well-defined mid-range and the firm sharp highs ... 'nuff said!

I gotta go get glasses. I thought it said 'firm, sharp thighs'! LOL

xTekno 07-13-2005 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe's Dad
I gotta go get glasses. I thought it said 'firm, sharp thighs'! LOL

Dude, make sure you make a strong pot of coffee first ... then worry about getting glasses.

TigerEyes214 07-13-2005 02:46 AM

WOW....did you really come up with these all on your own?????


AMAZING is the only word for it i think..... :whatchuta :hysterica

Plenty Fox 07-13-2005 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno
PROVIDING SOUND SUPPORT is like making love to a Beautiful woman! You gotta love the tight beefy low-end, the well-defined mid-range and the firm sharp highs ... 'nuff said!

Yeah! Heard tell a good 'vocal' woman is a turn on; keep providing the 'support'!

xTekno 07-13-2005 11:06 AM

I think I'll go fishing today ... then hang wall-paper later in the afternoon!

Plenty Fox 07-13-2005 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno
I think I'll go fishing today ... then hang wall-paper later in the afternoon!

Can I help? I bait a mean hook; buzzbait, eggs or worms--your choice!

Plenty Fox 07-13-2005 12:36 PM

But the worms? They gotta be BIG!

[and, lest I forget, I really enjoy wallpapering...the more 'paste' the better.]

xTekno 07-13-2005 01:09 PM

I know a girl that use to bait hooks: She was promoted to Head Hooker in no time. After hooking many baits, she is now the Master Baiter.

wyo_rose 07-13-2005 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by andre
The best coffee is the kind that you've just perked for the 3rd or 4th time.

:hysterica

Joe G 07-13-2005 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno
I know a girl that use to bait hooks: She was promoted to Head Hooker in no time. After hooking many baits, she is now the Master Baiter.


:hysterica Hey TT, you should get a stand up comedy routine going! You'd be great!

xTekno 07-13-2005 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Plenty Fox & Proud
Yeah! Heard tell a good 'vocal' woman is a turn on; keep providing the 'support'!

Yeah, if she starts wailing, I may have to hook in the "compressor" or invoke the "enhancer" or the "limiter"!

Plenty Fox 07-13-2005 03:29 PM

An Equalizer would be a wonderful investment!

xTekno 07-13-2005 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Plenty Fox & Proud
But the worms? They gotta be BIG!

[and, lest I forget, I really enjoy wallpapering...the more 'paste' the better.]

Well ... you should only need one worm ... unless you really want to do some serious fishing!

xTekno 07-13-2005 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Plenty Fox & Proud
An Equalizer would be a wonderful investment!

and a power conditioner so you don't have unexpected pre-mature blow outs!

Plenty Fox 07-13-2005 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno
and a power conditioner so you don't have unexpected pre-mature blow outs!

Uh, well, That's the Viagra model....lasts a good four hours...or so I'm told...

xTekno 07-13-2005 05:38 PM

One might need a surge protector in case there are contaminates on the prong when its inserted into the receptive socket!

Plenty Fox 07-13-2005 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno
One might need a surge protector in case there are contaminates on the prong with its inserted into the receptive socket!

I don't know how you did it, but you OUTDID yourself!
I am, to borrow someone else's phrase "SPEACHLESS"" :lol:

I give this one a
:ten_out_o

xTekno 07-13-2005 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Plenty Fox & Proud
I don't know how you did it, but you OUTDID yourself!
I am, to borrow someone else's phrase "SPEACHLESS"" :lol:

I give this one a
:ten_out_o

Rocked you to the core, eh?

xTekno 07-13-2005 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Plenty Fox & Proud
Yeah! Heard tell a good 'vocal' woman is a turn on; keep providing the 'support'!

Q: How do you ensure that a singing group that never strays far from their lead singer's monotone stays out of a contest?

A: Use a band reject filter!

(A band reject filter cuts out a range (band) of frequencies from a signal, so a group that didn't have a wide range of pitches could easily be completely removed from a signal with a band reject filter.)

Plenty Fox 07-13-2005 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno
Rocked you to the core, eh?

A Big "O"!!


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