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xTekno 10-21-2005 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by nt_inuk
like he aaaaaaaaaalways does




:angel:

Hey, my cup is getting cold!

nt_inuk 10-22-2005 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno
Hey, my cup is getting cold!

Yoooooooour cup is getting Kold :thinking: hmmmmmm

NCheyGirl21 10-22-2005 03:07 PM

:hysterica LOL!

nt_inuk 10-26-2005 01:59 AM

i could surrrrrrrrrre use a ...
 
tall
dark
and
strong
cup of joe
right now
:lol:

Joe's Dad 10-26-2005 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by nt_inuk
tall
dark
and
strong
cup of joe
right now
:lol:

Mmmmmm...How about a strong cup of Joe's Dad?!:laughing:

Hi nt!:hello:

nt_inuk 10-26-2005 07:46 PM

lmebo ..... aaaaaaaaaaaah huh
 
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Originally Posted by Joe's Dad
Mmmmmm...How about a strong cup of Joe's Dad?!:laughing:

Hi nt!:hello:

:hello: JD
sure
ifffffffff
ur
tall 'n dark
:lol:

xTekno 10-26-2005 07:51 PM

JD can lay a carpet in your igloo as well!

nt_inuk 10-26-2005 08:11 PM

uuuuuuuum
 
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Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno
JD can lay a carpet in your igloo as well!

Carpet?
:thinking:
there's noooooo carpet in muh igloo
:lol:
just hardwood floors
:lol:

Joe's Dad 10-27-2005 12:53 AM

I refuse to stir another cup of coffee until we hear from Ginger. She's down there in Hurricaneland. Prolly don't have electricity and can't make a pot of coffee.

xTekno 01-09-2006 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe's Dad
I refuse to stir another cup of coffee until we hear from Ginger. She's down there in Hurricaneland. Prolly don't have electricity and can't make a pot of coffee.

SO ... Is Ginger back?

bahnisiain 01-09-2006 07:57 PM

what about making love to a beautiful woman is like using a leeping bag??

Joe's Dad 01-09-2006 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bahnisiain
what about making love to a beautiful woman is like using a leeping bag??

When I first read this...I thought it said 'sleeping bag'!!:laughing:

Ginger 01-09-2006 11:55 PM

Bad Your crazy:lol:
I'm back survived all of the hurricanes now were tearing up our house & fixing it from the Huricane damage!
I sure would love a cup of sweet coffee!! :board_yu:

xTekno 01-10-2006 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe's Dad
When I first read this...I thought it said 'sleeping bag'!!:laughing:

Making love to a beautiful woman is like using a sleeping bag indeed!



At the peak time of their lives, women often desire to do battle in equipment that suits their individual physiques and needs. Thoughts turn to the back-country … and a spur-of-the-moment overnighter in whatever wild amphitheater happens to be available. You can find one that you can drift off with under the stars in a featherweight designed for balmy summertime escapes. You have to boost performance and play in perfect comfort by adding or subtracting the temperate ratings depending on what you know about your metabolism. Some are highly packable – several squish down to the small size and take full advantage of sheer nylon shell fabrics. Of course, they demand extra care: flop one on a snaggy limb and you’re asking for a fill-spewing gash! But user-friendly touches like collar and hood cinch adjustments, high-contrast zippers that are easy to find, and hang loops for drying afterwards, make these bags as smart as they are light. Pop one in your vehicle, find a secluded location, toss it on a ground pad, add some water (they work better in damp conditions), a headlamp, a bagel for dinner and an orange for breakfast. Seize the time, sure, but nab a comfy night at the same time.

bahnisiain 01-10-2006 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe's Dad
When I first read this...I thought it said 'sleeping bag'!!:laughing:

i meant sleeping bag, my fingers got away from me.

xTekno 01-10-2006 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bahnisiain
i meant sleeping bag, my fingers got away from me.

Okay then, explain your point of view. :shades_sm

bahnisiain 01-10-2006 07:31 PM

let me see: making love to a beautiful woman is like a sleeping bag:close enough to snuggle and cuddly.


ok ok you come up with something better!

teyazii 01-12-2006 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno
MAKING COFFEE is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

LAYING A CARPET is like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, and nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

HANGING WALLPAPER is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

PUTTING UP A TENT is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole and slip in to the old bag.

WASHING A CAR is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

BEING IN THERAPY is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.

BEING IN A CRASH
Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine-car pile-up on a dual carriageway, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

GOING FISHING was very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or grunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied.

Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

Doola doo nizhonidah.

teyazii 01-12-2006 04:36 PM


nt_inuk 01-12-2006 11:35 PM

o ... m ... g ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bahnisiain
i meant sleeping bag, my fingers got away from me.

i don't think that's the oooonly thang that got away from ya
:lol:


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