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xTekno · 07-11-2005, 04:05 PM

MAKING COFFEE is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

LAYING A CARPET is like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, and nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

HANGING WALLPAPER is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

PUTTING UP A TENT is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole and slip in to the old bag.

WASHING A CAR is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

BEING IN THERAPY is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.

BEING IN A CRASH
Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine-car pile-up on a dual carriageway, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

GOING FISHING was very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or grunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied.

Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 07-11-2005, 07:57 PM

..IM SPEACHLESS...

...NOT

xTekno · 07-11-2005, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Brown Eyed Gurl

..IM SPEACHLESS...

...NOT

Let's go wash a car and crash it, eh?

Plenty Fox · 07-11-2005, 08:44 PM

You are the Poet Laureate of PowWows.com!

xTekno · 07-11-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Plenty Fox & Proud

You are the Poet Laureate of PowWows.com!

Clearly, the position of Poet Laureate has come a long way since the days when a poet was expected to string together a few rhymes for a royal birthday party!

**middle of the sky** · 07-11-2005, 09:14 PM

i just pmed you my digits...call me!

Plenty Fox · 07-11-2005, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno

Clearly, the position of Poet Laureate has come a long way since the days when a poet was expected to string together a few rhymes for a royal birthday party!

Yes, and you've left big shoes for any successor to fill!!

xTekno · 07-12-2005, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plenty Fox & Proud

Yes, and you've left big shoes for any successor to fill!!

Well, my CB handle wasn't "Foot-Long" for nothing.

Plenty Fox · 07-12-2005, 09:27 AM

BE STILL MY HEART!!!!!

xTekno · 07-12-2005, 10:57 AM

I guess I'll lay a carpet today ... hard work, but someone's gotta do it!

wyo_rose · 07-12-2005, 11:31 AM

Making coffee sounds good, but the rest.....

**Joe G** · 07-12-2005, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno

I guess I'll lay a carpet today ... hard work, but someone's gotta do it!

Hmm carpet laying....tacky, isn't it?

Plenty Fox · 07-12-2005, 11:57 AM

Wall To Wall!!!

**andre** · 07-12-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by wyo_rose

Making coffee sounds good, but the rest.....

The best coffee is the kind that you've just perked for the 3rd or 4th time.

xTekno · 07-12-2005, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plenty Fox & Proud

Wall To Wall!!!

Form-fitted into every curve, crack and crevice.

Plenty Fox · 07-12-2005, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno

Form-fitted into every curve, crack and crevice.

and if you don't get it just right the first time, I'll make you start over again!

xTekno · 07-12-2005, 09:03 PM

WORKING ON A VEHICLE is like making love to a beautiful woman: First you pop open the hood and make sure all the vital liquids are full. Then you take your dip-stick and make sure the internal lubrication is clean and pure. Finally you inspect the rear end and crawl in underneath. You end up making sure the drive shaft is well lubed and repack the ball bearings with high-temperature grease. Then you wipe off all the excess oils and do a once-over with a clean towel.

Finally, you stand back from a distance and admire the beauty!

Plenty Fox · 07-12-2005, 09:06 PM

Your wordsmithing is amazing!

xTekno · 07-12-2005, 09:13 PM

PROVIDING SOUND SUPPORT is like making love to a Beautiful woman! You gotta love the tight beefy low-end, the well-defined mid-range and the firm sharp highs ... 'nuff said!

**Joe G** · 07-12-2005, 11:01 PM

But will you still respect the total audio in the morning? and does a graphic equalizer become a sex object? J/k J/k J/k...

07-11-2005, 04:05 PM	#1
xTekno Standing Rock Items Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tsézhintah, AZ Posts: 21,395 Blog Entries: 15 Credits: 91,408.05 Savings: 1.00 Mentioned: 414 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 2190 Post(s) Items Achievements Awards vBActivity - Stats Level: 52 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 68.54% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	Making coffee ... MAKING COFFEE is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET is like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, and nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. HANGING WALLPAPER is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. PUTTING UP A TENT is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole and slip in to the old bag. WASHING A CAR is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. BEING IN THERAPY is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money. BEING IN A CRASH Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine-car pile-up on a dual carriageway, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible. GOING FISHING was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or grunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter brown bear1958 likes this. Last edited by xTekno; 07-11-2005 at 04:25 PM..

07-11-2005, 07:57 PM	#2
Brown Eyed Gurl Granny:) Items Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 20 mins into Canada from the Sumas WA Border. Im practically an American Posts: 60,376 Blog Entries: 1 Credits: 16,430.57 Savings: 1.00 Mentioned: 250 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 157 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 14 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 29.97% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	..IM SPEACHLESS... ...NOT Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Kalilsha If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

07-11-2005, 08:44 PM	#4
Plenty Fox meeeeeeeeeeee Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Upstairs Posts: 950 Credits: 0.00 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 22 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s) Achievements vBActivity - Stats Level: 5 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 46.95% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	You are the Poet Laureate of PowWows.com! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Damme ape’semmai, "Andabichidaiboonee’ gimmadu’i.Wihyu memme hainjinee’ nahandu’i. Enne wizha sudei’ tsaangu mabizhiahkande," mai. The Creator said, "A foreign race of white people will come, who will become your friends. You should treat them well." The Creator sure had a strange sense of humor!

07-11-2005, 09:14 PM	#6
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Items Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Vancouver BC Posts: 18,675 Blog Entries: 9 Credits: 829.86 Savings: 1.00 Mentioned: 15 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 8 Post(s) Achievements Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 6 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 78.37% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	i just pmed you my digits...call me! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

07-12-2005, 09:27 AM	#9
Plenty Fox meeeeeeeeeeee Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Upstairs Posts: 950 Credits: 0.00 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 22 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s) Achievements vBActivity - Stats Level: 5 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 46.95% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	BE STILL MY HEART!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Damme ape’semmai, "Andabichidaiboonee’ gimmadu’i.Wihyu memme hainjinee’ nahandu’i. Enne wizha sudei’ tsaangu mabizhiahkande," mai. The Creator said, "A foreign race of white people will come, who will become your friends. You should treat them well." The Creator sure had a strange sense of humor!

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07-12-2005, 10:57 AM	#10
xTekno Standing Rock Items Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tsézhintah, AZ Posts: 21,395 Blog Entries: 15 Credits: 91,408.05 Savings: 1.00 Mentioned: 414 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 2190 Post(s) Items Achievements Awards vBActivity - Stats Level: 52 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 68.54% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	I guess I'll lay a carpet today ... hard work, but someone's gotta do it! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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wyo_rose Ready to dance Items Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back and Forth Posts: 16,510 Blog Entries: 2 Credits: 63,056.53 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 390 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 1127 Post(s) Achievements Awards Items vBActivity - Stats Level: 27 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 91.05% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	Making coffee sounds good, but the rest..... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ ...it is what it is...

07-12-2005, 11:57 AM	#13
Plenty Fox meeeeeeeeeeee Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Upstairs Posts: 950 Credits: 0.00 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 22 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s) Achievements vBActivity - Stats Level: 5 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 46.95% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	Wall To Wall!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Damme ape’semmai, "Andabichidaiboonee’ gimmadu’i.Wihyu memme hainjinee’ nahandu’i. Enne wizha sudei’ tsaangu mabizhiahkande," mai. The Creator said, "A foreign race of white people will come, who will become your friends. You should treat them well." The Creator sure had a strange sense of humor!

07-12-2005, 09:03 PM	#17
xTekno Standing Rock Items Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tsézhintah, AZ Posts: 21,395 Blog Entries: 15 Credits: 91,408.05 Savings: 1.00 Mentioned: 414 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 2190 Post(s) Items Achievements Awards vBActivity - Stats Level: 52 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 68.54% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	WORKING ON A VEHICLE is like making love to a beautiful woman: First you pop open the hood and make sure all the vital liquids are full. Then you take your dip-stick and make sure the internal lubrication is clean and pure. Finally you inspect the rear end and crawl in underneath. You end up making sure the drive shaft is well lubed and repack the ball bearings with high-temperature grease. Then you wipe off all the excess oils and do a once-over with a clean towel. Finally, you stand back from a distance and admire the beauty! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

07-12-2005, 09:06 PM	#18
Plenty Fox meeeeeeeeeeee Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Upstairs Posts: 950 Credits: 0.00 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 22 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s) Achievements vBActivity - Stats Level: 5 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 46.95% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	Your wordsmithing is amazing! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Damme ape’semmai, "Andabichidaiboonee’ gimmadu’i.Wihyu memme hainjinee’ nahandu’i. Enne wizha sudei’ tsaangu mabizhiahkande," mai. The Creator said, "A foreign race of white people will come, who will become your friends. You should treat them well." The Creator sure had a strange sense of humor!

07-12-2005, 09:13 PM	#19
xTekno Standing Rock Items Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tsézhintah, AZ Posts: 21,395 Blog Entries: 15 Credits: 91,408.05 Savings: 1.00 Mentioned: 414 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 2190 Post(s) Items Achievements Awards vBActivity - Stats Level: 52 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 68.54% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	PROVIDING SOUND SUPPORT is like making love to a Beautiful woman! You gotta love the tight beefy low-end, the well-defined mid-range and the firm sharp highs ... 'nuff said! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Last edited by xTekno; 07-12-2005 at 11:50 PM..

07-12-2005, 11:01 PM	#20
Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 9,102 Credits: 0.00 Savings: 0.00 Mentioned: 41 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 1 Post(s) Achievements vBActivity - Stats Level: 5 vBActivity - Bars Lv. Percent: 85.37% Daily Activity 0.7% Weekly Activity 0.3% Monthly Activity 0.5%	But will you still respect the total audio in the morning? and does a graphic equalizer become a sex object? J/k J/k J/k... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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