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07-11-2005, 04:05 PM
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Making coffee ...
MAKING COFFEE is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
LAYING A CARPET is like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, and nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. HANGING WALLPAPER is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. PUTTING UP A TENT is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole and slip in to the old bag. WASHING A CAR is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. BEING IN THERAPY is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money. BEING IN A CRASH Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine-car pile-up on a dual carriageway, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible. GOING FISHING was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or grunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag. brown bear1958 likes this.
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07-11-2005, 07:57 PM
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..IM SPEACHLESS...
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07-11-2005, 08:32 PM
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07-11-2005, 08:44 PM
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meeeeeeeeeeee
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You are the Poet Laureate of PowWows.com!
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Damme ape’semmai, "Andabichidaiboonee’ gimmadu’i.Wihyu memme hainjinee’ nahandu’i. Enne wizha sudei’ tsaangu mabizhiahkande," mai. The Creator said, "A foreign race of white people will come, who will become your friends. You should treat them well." The Creator sure had a strange sense of humor! |
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07-11-2005, 08:51 PM
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07-11-2005, 09:14 PM
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M...O...T...to the S!
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i just pmed you my digits...call me!
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07-11-2005, 10:05 PM
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Damme ape’semmai, "Andabichidaiboonee’ gimmadu’i.Wihyu memme hainjinee’ nahandu’i. Enne wizha sudei’ tsaangu mabizhiahkande," mai. The Creator said, "A foreign race of white people will come, who will become your friends. You should treat them well." The Creator sure had a strange sense of humor! |
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07-12-2005, 02:11 AM
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Standing Rock
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07-12-2005, 09:27 AM
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meeeeeeeeeeee
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BE STILL MY HEART!!!!!
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Damme ape’semmai, "Andabichidaiboonee’ gimmadu’i.Wihyu memme hainjinee’ nahandu’i. Enne wizha sudei’ tsaangu mabizhiahkande," mai. The Creator said, "A foreign race of white people will come, who will become your friends. You should treat them well." The Creator sure had a strange sense of humor! |
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07-12-2005, 10:57 AM
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Standing Rock
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I guess I'll lay a carpet today ... hard work, but someone's gotta do it!
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07-12-2005, 11:31 AM
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Making coffee sounds good, but the rest.....
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07-12-2005, 11:34 AM
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*~the REAL me~*
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07-12-2005, 11:57 AM
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meeeeeeeeeeee
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Wall To Wall!!!
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Damme ape’semmai, "Andabichidaiboonee’ gimmadu’i.Wihyu memme hainjinee’ nahandu’i. Enne wizha sudei’ tsaangu mabizhiahkande," mai. The Creator said, "A foreign race of white people will come, who will become your friends. You should treat them well." The Creator sure had a strange sense of humor! |
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07-12-2005, 07:41 PM
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07-12-2005, 07:52 PM
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07-12-2005, 08:27 PM
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Damme ape’semmai, "Andabichidaiboonee’ gimmadu’i.Wihyu memme hainjinee’ nahandu’i. Enne wizha sudei’ tsaangu mabizhiahkande," mai. The Creator said, "A foreign race of white people will come, who will become your friends. You should treat them well." The Creator sure had a strange sense of humor! |
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07-12-2005, 09:03 PM
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Standing Rock
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WORKING ON A VEHICLE is like making love to a beautiful woman: First you pop open the hood and make sure all the vital liquids are full. Then you take your dip-stick and make sure the internal lubrication is clean and pure. Finally you inspect the rear end and crawl in underneath. You end up making sure the drive shaft is well lubed and repack the ball bearings with high-temperature grease. Then you wipe off all the excess oils and do a once-over with a clean towel.
Finally, you stand back from a distance and admire the beauty! |
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07-12-2005, 09:06 PM
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meeeeeeeeeeee
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Your wordsmithing is amazing!
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Damme ape’semmai, "Andabichidaiboonee’ gimmadu’i.Wihyu memme hainjinee’ nahandu’i. Enne wizha sudei’ tsaangu mabizhiahkande," mai. The Creator said, "A foreign race of white people will come, who will become your friends. You should treat them well." The Creator sure had a strange sense of humor! |
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07-12-2005, 09:13 PM
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Standing Rock
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PROVIDING SOUND SUPPORT is like making love to a Beautiful woman! You gotta love the tight beefy low-end, the well-defined mid-range and the firm sharp highs ... 'nuff said!
Last edited by xTekno; 07-12-2005 at 11:50 PM.. |
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07-12-2005, 11:01 PM
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*~the REAL me~*
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But will you still respect the total audio in the morning? and does a graphic equalizer become a sex object? J/k J/k J/k...
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