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Old 09-17-2008, 08:29 PM   #641
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Smooth, dark and brown might keep you up all night!

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Hi JD my cup is waiting for you
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Old 09-18-2008, 12:21 AM   #642
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Wow, that must suck if its as thin as a plastic stirrer.
People who think like this have a cup the size of a quart mayonaise jar.
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:59 AM   #643
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Wow, that must suck if its as thin as a plastic stirrer.
No no,i heard its one of those specialist stirrers,really hard to come by these days..lol..
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I make coffee after I grind the beans until they squeek. When the coffee is nice and hot, I put the cream in and JD takes over with the stirring.
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A geat slow ground/roasted coffee, enhancing certain senses. it's very pleasurable the add some of that creamy stuff & aaaahhhhh
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Old 09-26-2008, 06:24 AM   #647
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I make coffee after I grind the beans until they squeek. When the coffee is nice and hot, I put the cream in and JD takes over with the stirring.
Mmmmm yeah...
Im just about recovered now from the last time we made Coffee, if you and JD want to come on over to the beach we can have loads more..!!!!!
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I'll bring the extra cups
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Yea that would be a good idea,my cup wont beable to cope with two helpings of Coffee,so if you come aswell we can share..T's and JD's Coffee really does make ya feel full..
But its addictive
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Yea that would be a good idea,my cup wont beable to cope with two helpings of Coffee,so if you come aswell we can share..T's and JD's Coffee really does make ya feel full..
But its addictive
Can I entice you into a cup of coffee, little girl?

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Yea that would be a good idea,my cup wont beable to cope with two helpings of Coffee,so if you come aswell we can share..T's and JD's Coffee really does make ya feel full..
But its addictive
No cup is too small enough ... hot coffee has a way of making them bigger!
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No cup is too small enough ... hot coffee has a way of making them bigger!



But do you REALLY want a big cup????
Espresso cups are much better!!!
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Can I entice you into a cup of coffee, little girl?

How ya doing, x cheryl x?
Im fine thank ya very much....
You can entice me to a Coffee any time, big boy..lol..
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Hi,im dying for some coffee,is there any on the pot???
I know they say its quality not quantity,but i think i been away too long..Need some Coffee!!!!!
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LAYING A CARPET is like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, and nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

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BEING IN THERAPY is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.

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Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine-car pile-up on a dual carriageway, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

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Hey little girl...want me to stir your cup of coffee?

x cheryl x! Where ya been hiding?
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Hey little girl...want me to stir your cup of coffee?

x cheryl x! Where ya been hiding?
you can come stir my cup of coffee any time ........want to dance?
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