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Old 06-22-2014, 07:39 AM   #1
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and select any number multiply by 2 Add to the result of 10 divided by 2 subtract the results of a selected number of the beginning is always the result will be 5



135 x2 =270 + 10= 280 :2 = 140 - 135 -- 5
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No offense intended, but your order operations, at least as described in English, is off. Let me restate:

Take any number. Multiply it by 2. Add 10. Divide by 2. Subtract the original number. The answer will always be 5.

What I don't get is, where is the humor?



Now this is math humor :)
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What I don't get is, where is the humor?
G & B said she learned math from Toolbox:

Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and then multiply.
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No offense intended, but your order operations, at least as described in English, is off. Let me restate:

Take any number. Multiply it by 2. Add 10. Divide by 2. Subtract the original number. The answer will always be 5.

What I don't get is, where is the humor?



Now this is math humor :)
Thanks for the help! (poor English)
maybe it is not that great humor, but presented the task is fun
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G & B said she learned math from Toolbox:

Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and then multiply.


Mathematicians are like French people: whatever you tell them they translate it into their own language and turn it into something totally different





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