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Old 01-22-2019, 10:54 PM   #1
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Wal-Mart has installed a medical machine, that for $ 10.00 and a urine sample, would diagnose any condition. When my husband went with a sore elbow, the computer printout read, “You have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for 2 weeks.” Impressed, my husband wondered if he could fool the machine. He mixed tap water with dog poo, urine samples from his wife, daughter and himself. When he tipped it into the machine the next day, the printout read: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Use softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Give it antibiotics. 3. Your daughter is on cocaine. Get her to rehab. 4. Your wife is expecting twins. Not yours. Get a Lawyer! “Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart”
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